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Ouch: Leaping needlefish impales man's nasal cavity
practicalfishkeeping ^

Posted on 02/17/2009 6:24:24 PM PST by JoeProBono

A 29 year old man has been left with the 'beak' of a needlefish stuck in his face after it leapt from the sea and impaled him below the nose.Experts from the Department of Otolarynology at Israel's Meir Medical Centre in Kfar Saba said that the man was admitted to the hospital after the fish hit him in the face, and left its toothy jaws wedged in the hole.The fish apparently leapt from the sea and impaled the man at the side of the nose. It's jaws hit with such force that they pierced his naval cavity, went through his maxillary sinus and stopped just short of the wall of his eye socket.According to a paper due to be published in the Journal of Craniomaxillofacial Surgery, surgeons managed to remove the jaws of the needlefish and the patient was discharged with no further complications.First for Mediterranean- The authors said that the incident was the first recorded needlefish injury to occur in the Mediterranean basin.


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fish; fishing; needlefish
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1 posted on 02/17/2009 6:24:24 PM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Pwn3d by a f1$h


2 posted on 02/17/2009 6:25:43 PM PST by omega4179 (1.20.13 end of an error , a big one.)
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To: JoeProBono

I don’t think I wanna see this...


3 posted on 02/17/2009 6:28:18 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life Capitalist American Atheist and Free-Speech Junkie)
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To: JoeProBono
Toothpick Fish

Never mind the needle fish in your face, watch out for the toothpick fish in your pants.

I felt like urinating. I stood up, and it was then it attacked me. The candirú attacked me. […] When I saw it, I was terrified. I grabbed it quickly so it couldn't go deeper inside. I could only see the end of its tail flapping. I tried to grab it, but it slipped away from me and went in. […] I was very afraid, because the candirú bites.
4 posted on 02/17/2009 6:29:41 PM PST by Sundog (Atlas Shrugged needs to be required reading . . . Which character are you?)
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To: JoeProBono

ow ow ow


5 posted on 02/17/2009 6:32:32 PM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Sundog

O....M.....G! I’m still cringing just thinking about this story! OUCH!


6 posted on 02/17/2009 6:37:04 PM PST by CAluvdubya (Please let me know if you want on or off the San Diego ping list. Let's get the ball rollin'!)
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To: JoeProBono

Dayum! That is one big-ass needlefish!


7 posted on 02/17/2009 6:39:50 PM PST by stboz
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8 posted on 02/17/2009 6:50:02 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: JoeProBono

Wow!

Was this you?


9 posted on 02/17/2009 6:53:34 PM PST by Jemian (PAM of JT ~~ Caligula, just like his Kenyan ancestors, is selling his countrymen into slavery.)
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"Was this you?"

Nah. I'm the guy with the light in the woods - remember;-}

10 posted on 02/17/2009 6:55:31 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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11 posted on 02/17/2009 7:01:08 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Oh yeah.


12 posted on 02/17/2009 7:04:24 PM PST by Jemian (PAM of JT ~~ Caligula, just like his Kenyan ancestors, is selling his countrymen into slavery.)
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To: JoeProBono; girlangler

Ouch.... fishy ping


13 posted on 02/17/2009 7:23:25 PM PST by Grammy
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To: Roscoe Karns

LoL..


14 posted on 02/17/2009 7:25:18 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: Sundog

UGH!!!!

Oh man.


15 posted on 02/17/2009 7:42:45 PM PST by mowowie
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To: Sundog

You can pee, just wear a cup.


16 posted on 02/17/2009 7:47:15 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: JoeProBono
Leaping needlefish impales man's nasal cavity

Man, I hate it when that happens.

17 posted on 02/17/2009 7:47:49 PM PST by dfwgator (1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
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You haven’t seen a scary fishing incident until you’ve seen the one (on some Tru show, i believe) where the woman on the boat filming her husband catching a blue marlin gets impaled by the bill of the thing when it jumps. the bill goes through her arm, through her breast implant, through her body and out her back (she lived). The video she took of that fish coming out of the water and straight at her should win an award.


18 posted on 02/17/2009 7:50:55 PM PST by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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To: Grammy

And I thought an alligator hunt, or pulling a big PO***musky in the boat was bad!!!!

Trout fishing becomes more appealing everyday.


19 posted on 02/17/2009 7:52:21 PM PST by girlangler (Fish Fear Me)
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To: Minn
Blue Marlin impales woman's breast implant
20 posted on 02/17/2009 8:00:42 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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