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I'm Never Gonna Vote Republican AGAIN!!!! [Satire - Vanity]
13 Feb 2009 | TQC

Posted on 02/13/2009 12:21:59 PM PST by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

All the Republicans are just a bunch of RINOS and I’m never gonna vote for any of them against and I’m gonna vote third party instead and let the Democrats win every election and trash the country because I felt like throwing a little temper tantrum and hissy fit instead of getting behind Republican conservatives to....

((breath))

....take back the country for the conservatism that I say I believe in but show that I don’t because I’m an idiot who would rather navel gaze and pick my nose and gripe about the RINOs instead of doing something to get rid of them and replace them with solid conservatives because actually....

((breath))

....doing something but gripe and piss and moan would require me to get off my duff and invest some time and effort and maybe even money so I’m not gonna do it but will instead just destroy everyone else’s morale by being a lame-o loser who would rather whine about how the Republicans....

((breath))

....are all a bunch of RINOs and I’m never gonna vote for them instead of helping to retake the Party for conservatism and the country for conservatism and if you don’t like it that I’m going to vote Liberaltarian or Constitution or some other loser third party....

((breath))

....that doesn’t have a frog’s eye chance of winning then you’re just a sheeple who is also probably a liberal or a RINO too since you obviously don’t share my skewed whacked out idea of principles which allow me to sit around and do nothing but gripe and complain and let the Democrats win every election.

/whew


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KEYWORDS: conservatism; fifthcolumncons; hyperventilators; parody; rinopurge; satire; secretdemocrats
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1 posted on 02/13/2009 12:22:00 PM PST by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

Okay I’m voting Republican just once more! But after that-—that’s it!!!/sarc


2 posted on 02/13/2009 12:24:36 PM PST by Obushma (Obama=Bush 3rd Term!)
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To: Obushma

lets hope we win in 2010.


3 posted on 02/13/2009 12:25:42 PM PST by txnativegop (God Bless America! (NRA-Endowment) What do U do with unreasonable people?)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
Pretty much how I feel about them, but I plan to work my ass off to get rid of Richard Lugar during the next set of primaries. Shame, too, since I was his economic adviser in his first bid for the Senate. Since then, he's lost it.
4 posted on 02/13/2009 12:25:43 PM PST by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
Well done--though I think it's more a parody than a satire--but you forgot "Jorge Bush" and "McAmnesty".

Are you sure you didn't just cut and paste an actual posting? ;)

5 posted on 02/13/2009 12:25:56 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life Capitalist American Atheist and Free-Speech Junkie)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

btt


6 posted on 02/13/2009 12:26:08 PM PST by mnehring
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
Well....3 RINOs did gave us this travesty of a spending bill....
7 posted on 02/13/2009 12:26:43 PM PST by rightwingextremist1776
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

OK,

But isn’t this the kind of thinking that got us to where we are today?

What we should be doing is what the flaming communists did; take over the party from the inside. That means getting active, participating, writing letters to the editors, shaping public opinion, studying to be prepared to answer arguments with facts and logic.

Just taking your ball and going home to pout is not going to get any of us anywhere.


8 posted on 02/13/2009 12:26:51 PM PST by Westbrook (Having more children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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To: Darkwolf377
Are you sure you didn't just cut and paste an actual posting? ;)

Well, I did, but it's an, er, parody post I've made a couple of times on other threads that have gotten the hyperventilators going!

9 posted on 02/13/2009 12:27:36 PM PST by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus (Nihil utile nisi quod honestum - Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

the problem with RINOs is that, by signing on to porkulus, they provide political cover to the ideas of the Democrats.

We would be better off with a small minority of conservative Republicans that lose every vote unanimously than by a larger minority that includes moderates.


10 posted on 02/13/2009 12:27:43 PM PST by Retired Greyhound
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus; rabscuttle385
There are a bunch of people here that say this kind of thing here, unfortunately they don't think they're writing satire......

Good post.

11 posted on 02/13/2009 12:28:01 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

Sorry, but this thread sucks. Be for real and fight for your beliefs...the Dems won’t! Also, I think a lot of people...yes, politicians as well, have learned not to waver. Have you ever heard of “A great centrist? NO!


12 posted on 02/13/2009 12:29:10 PM PST by mikelets456
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

Certain RINOs exist only to give the Rats bi-partisan cover (Specter and the two Maine hags, for example).

The only reason to tolerate them was for speakership issues. Now, no reason to have them around at all.


13 posted on 02/13/2009 12:29:28 PM PST by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag fire.)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
I'm never gonna vote Republican. Oh oh oh
No, I'm never voting Republican.

Lemme tell ya what it's all about,
I voted him in and I'm voting him out
Out of that office, where his vote was sold
He's nothing more than a frikkin' RINO

14 posted on 02/13/2009 12:31:17 PM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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To: rightwingextremist1776
Well....3 RINOs did gave us this travesty of a spending bill....

No, actually, 58 DEMOCRATS gave us this travesty of a spending bill.

Three RINOs just let a vote come up on it. (But it makes total sense to blame them for it...it's easier that way.)

15 posted on 02/13/2009 12:31:34 PM PST by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: MeanWestTexan
Now, no reason to have them around at all.

But RINO groin leeches need to feed.
16 posted on 02/13/2009 12:32:05 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Retired Greyhound
We would be better off with a small minority of conservative Republicans that lose every vote unanimously than by a larger minority that includes moderates.

Well, the point to the post (satire, parody, whatever) is that we would be even MORE better off if we had a majority (or even large minority) of Republicans who were ALL reliably conservative. But by taking their ball and going home and not helping to actually make this a reality, many so-called "conservatives" actually end helping to sell us down the river to the Democrats forever.

If these "conservatives" really cared about conservatism, then they'd help to nominate and elect conservative candidates within the ONLY party that can even remotely serve as a vehicle for effectively seeing conservatives get elected, which is the Republican Party. With this post, I'm trying to point out the irony of the "they're all a bunch of RINO" people - which is that by their own actions, they're helping to KEEP RINOs in the Party and in office.

17 posted on 02/13/2009 12:33:05 PM PST by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus (Nihil utile nisi quod honestum - Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus

The time to purge the RINOs is during the PRIMARIES....Once they are over, it’s hold your nose if you have to but never just hand it to the treasonous JACKASS party. Third parties are only out there to divide and conquer and give the win to the dirtbag DUmocrats.


18 posted on 02/13/2009 12:33:08 PM PST by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
The voter fraud is so great and the republicans (for decades could care less) it may make no difference whether you vote OR NOT.. no matter which party you vote for..

Vote pubbie or crat.. is probably makes no difference..
You may be getting upset over nothing..

Its beginning to look like The Clintons, Bush, and the O'bamas are on the SAME TEAM..
The march toward socialism seems to be inexorable..

The Myth of the power of the vote may be voter frauds greatest WEAPON..
I can faintly hear someone laughing..

Listen, If your a sheeple.. One hoof stomp for Bush, two hoof stomps for O'bama..
i.e. makes the sheep appear to be needed..

19 posted on 02/13/2009 12:34:06 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: Jim Robinson

For your amusement


20 posted on 02/13/2009 12:34:57 PM PST by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus (Nihil utile nisi quod honestum - Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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