Former assistant DA arrested for defecating outside IHOP

brownsvilleherald.com/ ^ | 02/11/09 | Ildefonso Ortiz, The Brownsville Herald

[badgerlandjim]

Why was he arrested? Just a Democrat reproducing.

[tioga]

sounds like the downhill spiral of an out of control alcoholic...prayers for him.

[ken5050]

OK..all you CSI wannabees...can you get DNA evidence from a turd?

[CindyDawg]

Actually the food there is very good. There is usually a waiting list to get seated. Benches are everywhere for customer...ah...convenience . I think I'll just be standing for awhile though:’)

[RichInOC]

“Come hungry, leave...empty.”

[TornadoAlley3]

The use of a QIAamp DNA Stool Mini Kit (QIAGEN) for extracting human nuclear DNA from feces samples is reported. This method employs a stool lysis buffer and a unique matrix (InhibitEX tablet) to remove PCR inhibitory substances specific to feces samples. DNA extracted from various amounts of stool and from stool samples exposed to different environmental impacts was successfully amplified and typed using the Profiler Plus Amplification Kit and ABI PRISM 310 Genetic Analyser.

[DariusBane]

I don’t know, something just funny about “Former DA defecating outside of an IHOP”.

[Venturer]

The bench was probably cleaner than the toilet.

[USS Alaska]

The use of a QIAamp DNA Stool Mini Kit (QIAGEN) for extracting human nuclear DNA from feces samples is reported. This method employs a stool lysis buffer and a unique matrix (InhibitEX tablet) to remove PCR inhibitory substances specific to feces samples. DNA extracted from various amounts of stool and from stool samples exposed to different environmental impacts was successfully amplified and typed using the Profiler Plus Amplification Kit and ABI PRISM 310 Genetic Analyser.

You went through all this technical jargon, just to say that we can get osamaobama's dna.

He is such a POS.

[longhorn too]

When you gotta go you gotta go!