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Former assistant DA arrested for defecating outside IHOP
brownsvilleherald.com/ ^ | 02/11/09 | Ildefonso Ortiz, The Brownsville Herald

Posted on 02/13/2009 6:35:43 AM PST by TornadoAlley3

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1 posted on 02/13/2009 6:35:43 AM PST by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3

May I be the first to say “when ya gotta go, ya gotta go”.

Disgusting, I hope they throw the book at him.


2 posted on 02/13/2009 6:38:33 AM PST by Ditter
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To: TornadoAlley3

Gues you could say he gave a [fill in the blank].


3 posted on 02/13/2009 6:39:32 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: TornadoAlley3

One too many “rooty tooty fresh and fruitys”?


4 posted on 02/13/2009 6:39:54 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: TornadoAlley3

Former Asst DA

At 26???


5 posted on 02/13/2009 6:41:19 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I guess he thought the place was a dump.


6 posted on 02/13/2009 6:41:38 AM PST by floozy22 (El Presidente: "Ten pounds of sh*t in a five pound bag.")
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To: Larry Lucido

Teague Black out led to a huge brown out.


7 posted on 02/13/2009 6:42:13 AM PST by Global2010 (God Will see us through. Persevere)
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To: AppyPappy

Short career.


8 posted on 02/13/2009 6:43:51 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: TornadoAlley3

Arresting officers noticed Teague had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes, alcohol on his breath and an unsteady balance...
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C’mon, at 3AM that could be anyone in Washington.


9 posted on 02/13/2009 6:44:22 AM PST by WakeUpAndVote (INGSOC starts 1.20.09)
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To: Squantos; Eaker

Texans in the news ping.


10 posted on 02/13/2009 6:46:10 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: stylecouncilor; raven92876

ping


11 posted on 02/13/2009 6:47:21 AM PST by windcliff
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To: Ditter
Disgusting, I hope they throw the book at him.

A $200.00 fine is a small book.

Ridiculously small fine.

12 posted on 02/13/2009 6:48:22 AM PST by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Thomas Whitley Teague
13 posted on 02/13/2009 6:51:22 AM PST by ETL (Smoking gun evidence on ALL the ObamaRat-commie connections at my newly revised FR Home/About page)
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“Texas Bar Association”

Usual great reporting and source-checking, I see: the organization is the State Bar of Texas. And if this kid’s already a “former assistant DA” at 26 years old, he’s headed down a bad road. Sounds like the impaired lawyer program has another candidate.

Colonel, USAFR


14 posted on 02/13/2009 6:53:12 AM PST by jagusafr ("Bugs, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em!" - Robert Heinlein)
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To: TornadoAlley3
C'mon people--it was IHOP. I'm not sure there's a difference between that and the food inside.

For those severely enough impaired, yes, that was sarcasm.
15 posted on 02/13/2009 6:54:31 AM PST by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: Global2010

One of the absolute all time funniest comments here. Ever.


16 posted on 02/13/2009 6:55:44 AM PST by SkyShot ((Jesus is coming.....look busy!))
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To: TornadoAlley3

Yes, we...ughh...can!

17 posted on 02/13/2009 7:02:21 AM PST by ETL (Smoking gun evidence on ALL the ObamaRat-commie connections at my newly revised FR Home/About page)
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You gotta be shittin' me!
18 posted on 02/13/2009 7:09:38 AM PST by HawaiianGecko (Online internet polls are foolish: Winston Churchill, 1939)
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To: TornadoAlley3

He was only licensed to practice law in November and he’s already quit his job?


19 posted on 02/13/2009 7:15:00 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (If the Democrats wish to foist national health care on Americans, give us the same plan Congress has)
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To: TornadoAlley3

chevyshookashit


20 posted on 02/13/2009 7:16:36 AM PST by MomwithHope (Wake up America we are at war with militant Islam and liberalism - 2 fronts.)
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