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1 posted on 02/03/2009 5:51:27 PM PST by melt
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To: melt

Chandler Bing had THREE nipples on the show Friends.


2 posted on 02/03/2009 5:52:30 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: melt

You have nice yabbos! Don’t speak!


3 posted on 02/03/2009 5:53:45 PM PST by Batman11
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To: melt

She talks about them so we’ll think about hers


4 posted on 02/03/2009 5:55:00 PM PST by valkyry1
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To: melt

I’m more baffled about how Hussein Obama, an illegal alien, got elected.


5 posted on 02/03/2009 5:55:03 PM PST by laweeks
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To: melt

Okay, so why DO us men have nipples?


6 posted on 02/03/2009 5:55:13 PM PST by sinanju
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To: melt

Where IS her Nobel Prize for Scientific Genius?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


7 posted on 02/03/2009 5:56:09 PM PST by bannie
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To: melt

It’s actually a legit question that’s even been studied by scientists, with no good conclusion. Nobody really knows for sure why men have nipples. Some scientists and others may claim to know, but no one can really say that their answer is the correct one.


11 posted on 02/03/2009 5:58:14 PM PST by RepublitarianRoger2
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To: melt
The answers are in the good book...


15 posted on 02/03/2009 6:01:06 PM PST by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: melt

She’s an idiot but her tatas are amazing to look at. PLUS she visited our troops/Marines in the Far East, so I’ll give her a pass for now.


20 posted on 02/03/2009 6:05:26 PM PST by max americana
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To: melt
Is that like asking Johansson why women have underarm hair?

-PJ

21 posted on 02/03/2009 6:05:37 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
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23 posted on 02/03/2009 6:06:37 PM PST by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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Scarlett Johansson: A vacuum with nipples.


26 posted on 02/03/2009 6:08:37 PM PST by donaldo
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To: melt

“Why Do Fools Fall In Love?”


33 posted on 02/03/2009 6:14:50 PM PST by garyhope (Barack Hussein Obambi, Marxist traitor and the end of America and Western civilization)
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To: melt
WHY MEN HAVE NIPPLES.

Because the same basic plan has to be adaptable to be either male or female depending upon the hormones that act upon it during gestation, growth, and sexual maturation.

Feminazi idiocy states that ‘we all start out female’ and that is a crock. We all start out as hermaphrodites with the progenitors of BOTH sexual organs. Depending upon the level of sexual hormones one will develop and the other will wither away.

During teenage years women's “nipples” grow into a prominent forward facing sexual display, some more PROMINENT than others (nice ta ta’s Scarlett) due, once again, to sexual hormones. Yes, they also feed children; but they don't need to be all big and sexy for that.

Male nipples get engorged and sensitive to stimulation during sexual arousal as well, and this might be one of the ways that we as a species are encouraged to engage in face to face sexual contact rather than the more usual (and anonymous) from behind.

And if anybody needs me to answer any more questions “I'll be in my bunk”.

35 posted on 02/03/2009 6:15:21 PM PST by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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To: melt

I remember Martin Mull once said that they were to help him find his cigarettes when he was drunk.


36 posted on 02/03/2009 6:16:47 PM PST by hunter112 (SHRUG - Stop Hussein's Radical Utopian Gameplan!)
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To: melt

I’d be willing to volunteer to help her find out.


39 posted on 02/03/2009 6:17:50 PM PST by jz638
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To: melt
"...why men have nipples"

Because we like 'em!

40 posted on 02/03/2009 6:18:05 PM PST by meyer (We are all John Galt)
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To: melt; Petronski; JRios1968; Old Sarge; Allegra; Xenalyte
Scarlett Johansson 'baffled' by why men have nipples

I often wonder that myself.

Here I am, pondering.

41 posted on 02/03/2009 6:18:16 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: melt

She apparently never took biology in highschool. If she ever went to high school.


44 posted on 02/03/2009 6:19:32 PM PST by swmobuffalo ("We didn't seek the approval of Code Pink and MoveOn.org before deciding what to do")
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To: melt

I have to admit that if Scarlett wanted to engage me in a long discussion about nipples I’d be willing.


46 posted on 02/03/2009 6:20:39 PM PST by krb (Obama is a miserable failure.)
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