Psst. Hillary. Wait until you see my cigar.
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To: Jeff Gordon
2 posted on
01/30/2009 9:38:22 PM PST by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: Jeff Gordon
3 posted on
01/30/2009 9:39:22 PM PST by
smokingfrog
(T.A.R.P. = Viagra for politicians and you get screwed.)
To: Jeff Gordon
4 posted on
01/30/2009 9:39:48 PM PST by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Jeff Gordon
Can you believe we get all the power and he gets all the flack.. what a sucker.. no wonder FReepers call him Bambi...
5 posted on
01/30/2009 9:39:57 PM PST by
mnehring
To: Jeff Gordon
Gonna have nightmares now. Yuck.
6 posted on
01/30/2009 9:40:09 PM PST by
AirForceMom
(Locked and loaded, and sharpening my pitchfork.)
To: Jeff Gordon
I know you did’nt get what you wanted, but you’re still with us right, I mean, we are still on the same team.
7 posted on
01/30/2009 9:41:46 PM PST by
ChetNavVet
(Build It, and they won't come!)
To: Jeff Gordon
9 posted on
01/30/2009 9:44:48 PM PST by
notaliberal
(Obama: The Abortion President)
To: Jeff Gordon
10 posted on
01/30/2009 9:45:26 PM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
(I wish it was 20 January 2013. I've had enough of this crap already.)
To: Jeff Gordon
Now, THERE’S a match made in Hades...
11 posted on
01/30/2009 9:52:10 PM PST by
redhead
(Don't look at ME! I voted for Sarah!)
To: Jeff Gordon

whispering: "and then, and then, the moron takes on Rush, can you believe this clown?..he'll be reduced to announce his new "time keeper", someone appointed to tell him the time"
12 posted on
01/30/2009 9:52:42 PM PST by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
Biden; Your teeth are such a lovely shade of yellow. Maybe we could include your dentist in our socialist healthcare plan. Can't be too expensive.
Hillary; I was just going to ask you about your stylist also. How do they cut your hair to look like pubes?
To: Jeff Gordon
Biden: And then, after you get rid of him for me, I’ll get sworn in, but I’ll have someone hold up a sign for Roberts.
Hillary: Yes! Then you’ll name me VP! (and seal your own fate..)
15 posted on
01/30/2009 10:00:24 PM PST by
kingu
(Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
To: Jeff Gordon
16 posted on
01/30/2009 10:05:02 PM PST by
TV Dinners
(Hope is not a Strategy)
To: Jeff Gordon

"Nice guess Joe. I actually had an egg salad sandwich, a bowl of chili, and a Corona for lunch. POOOT! Excuse me again."
17 posted on
01/30/2009 10:07:52 PM PST by
RoadKingSE
(How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)
To: Jeff Gordon

Whattya say we play Vice President and Secretary, Hills.
18 posted on
01/30/2009 10:09:15 PM PST by
llevrok
(Obama will never be in my spell check dictionary.)
To: Jeff Gordon
“C’mon up to my place and I’ll show you video of Roosevelt speaking on TV in 1929, baby!”
“Joe, you really know how to make a woman smile!”
19 posted on
01/30/2009 10:10:25 PM PST by
exit82
(The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
To: Jeff Gordon
Hillary, do you have a favorite strap-on dildo ?
To: Jeff Gordon

Let me show you my new office. You can use my Dictaphone....
Oh Joe! That's an old one!! You scamp!!!
22 posted on
01/30/2009 10:28:43 PM PST by
llevrok
(Obama will never be in my spell check dictionary.)
To: Jeff Gordon

No - Hillary - I'm serious. Just give me a few strands of that hair and watch where I put them.
23 posted on
01/30/2009 10:58:16 PM PST by
capydick
("History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid".)
To: Jeff Gordon
Does Huma know about this?
25 posted on
01/30/2009 11:14:40 PM PST by
Cincinna
(TIME TO REBUILD * JINDAL* PALIN * CANTOR 2012)
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