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Psst. Hillary. Wait until you see my cigar.
1 posted on 01/30/2009 9:37:23 PM PST by Jeff Gordon
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Not touching this one.


2 posted on 01/30/2009 9:38:22 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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That’s just gross!


3 posted on 01/30/2009 9:39:22 PM PST by smokingfrog (T.A.R.P. = Viagra for politicians and you get screwed.)
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Huma not here.......


4 posted on 01/30/2009 9:39:48 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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Can you believe we get all the power and he gets all the flack.. what a sucker.. no wonder FReepers call him Bambi...
5 posted on 01/30/2009 9:39:57 PM PST by mnehring
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Gonna have nightmares now. Yuck.


6 posted on 01/30/2009 9:40:09 PM PST by AirForceMom (Locked and loaded, and sharpening my pitchfork.)
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I know you did’nt get what you wanted, but you’re still with us right, I mean, we are still on the same team.


7 posted on 01/30/2009 9:41:46 PM PST by ChetNavVet (Build It, and they won't come!)
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Later...baby!


9 posted on 01/30/2009 9:44:48 PM PST by notaliberal (Obama: The Abortion President)
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“You want a Walnetto?”


10 posted on 01/30/2009 9:45:26 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (I wish it was 20 January 2013. I've had enough of this crap already.)
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Now, THERE’S a match made in Hades...


11 posted on 01/30/2009 9:52:10 PM PST by redhead (Don't look at ME! I voted for Sarah!)
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whispering: "and then, and then, the moron takes on Rush, can you believe this clown?..he'll be reduced to announce his new "time keeper", someone appointed to tell him the time"

12 posted on 01/30/2009 9:52:42 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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Biden; Your teeth are such a lovely shade of yellow. Maybe we could include your dentist in our socialist healthcare plan. Can't be too expensive.

Hillary; I was just going to ask you about your stylist also. How do they cut your hair to look like pubes?

13 posted on 01/30/2009 9:53:01 PM PST by OafOfOffice
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Biden: And then, after you get rid of him for me, I’ll get sworn in, but I’ll have someone hold up a sign for Roberts.

Hillary: Yes! Then you’ll name me VP! (and seal your own fate..)


15 posted on 01/30/2009 10:00:24 PM PST by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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wrong hole, joe


16 posted on 01/30/2009 10:05:02 PM PST by TV Dinners (Hope is not a Strategy)
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"Nice guess Joe. I actually had an egg salad sandwich, a bowl of chili, and a Corona for lunch. POOOT! Excuse me again."

17 posted on 01/30/2009 10:07:52 PM PST by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)
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Whattya say we play Vice President and Secretary, Hills.

18 posted on 01/30/2009 10:09:15 PM PST by llevrok (Obama will never be in my spell check dictionary.)
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“C’mon up to my place and I’ll show you video of Roosevelt speaking on TV in 1929, baby!”

“Joe, you really know how to make a woman smile!”


19 posted on 01/30/2009 10:10:25 PM PST by exit82 (The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
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Hillary, do you have a favorite strap-on dildo ?


20 posted on 01/30/2009 10:23:25 PM PST by citizencon
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Let me show you my new office. You can use my Dictaphone....
Oh Joe! That's an old one!! You scamp!!!

22 posted on 01/30/2009 10:28:43 PM PST by llevrok (Obama will never be in my spell check dictionary.)
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No - Hillary - I'm serious. Just give me a few strands of that hair and watch where I put them.

23 posted on 01/30/2009 10:58:16 PM PST by capydick ("History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid".)
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Does Huma know about this?


25 posted on 01/30/2009 11:14:40 PM PST by Cincinna (TIME TO REBUILD * JINDAL* PALIN * CANTOR 2012)
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