Celebutards

NY Post ^ | 1/25/09 | Andrea Peyser

[Eleutheria5]

Celebutards. They eat, sleep and breed just like ordinary humans. But at some point between the moment a movie script wanders into the hands of a world-class celebutard such as George Clooney, and the words travel through lilting vocal chords and land on unsuspecting ears, something terrible occurs.

Andrea Peyser's 5 Worst Celebutards

[Eleutheria5]

A new word is born.

[period end of story]

CELEBUTURDS

[libh8er]

It left out B. Hussein Obama, CELEBUTARD Numero Uno !

[dr_who]

Oprah was denied entry, 15 minutes past closing time, at the Hermes boutique in Paris, where signature Birkin bags start at $6,000. "Do you know who I am?" Oprah barked. The store apologized. It won't discriminate against Oprah again.

"No trespassing, stupid bitch!" is what they should have told her.

[Frantzie]

George Clooney - the Rock Hudson of the 21st Century.

[WildcatClan]

And the honorary, “Shut Up and Be Pretty Award” goes to Jessica Alba. Any agent worth their salt would have informed her if she didn’t speak no one would know she was really, really, incredibly stupid.

[Hugin]

I don’t think much of the list. First up for me would have to be Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. OTOH, I respect Jolie, who really does spend a lot of time trying to help refugees, and actually wrote a good op-ed about why US troops should NOT leave Iraq early.

[Dallas59]

Hollywood is the reason I haven’t gone to the movies since 1992..and rarely rent anything made after 2000.

[o_zarkman44]

Gosh they forgot Al Freankenbobble. And what about Jennene GarBarfalo?
A list of 5 isn’t much to work with when there are hundreds of equal CelebuTARDS........it should be.

[Eleutheria5]

Let’s not forget the Dixie Chix, Leonardo Decrapio, Roseanne...

[Philo-Junius]

Many upscale boutiques do special shopping times for high-profile customers. It must be conceded that it is possible that it was the store security which made a scheduling error.

[Westlander]

Last movie I saw in a theater was the original Godfather. And I refuse to have cable/dish as well.

[Blind Eye Jones]

Perfect!

[Rummyfan]

There are so many it’s hard to choose the Top Five. But at least Jolie and Pitt are making a difference, in a positive way, for some kids.

[RushLake]

Michael Mwhore

[JoeProBono]

[LottieDah]

“And the honorary, “Shut Up and Be Pretty Award” goes to Jessica Alba”

You got that right. She was being honored by a Latina magazine and was met warmly when they learned she speaks no Spanish. Alba also gushed over Zero after he spoke at the 2004 convention. “He just has to run for SOMETHING!”. She’s lucky she is pretty because she hasn’t got the sense God gave a goose.

[SunkenCiv]

Controversial figure from election, Bill Ayers, to speak tomorrow at ‘U’
(Michigan Ann Arbor)
http://www.michigandaily.com/node/47175
Posted on 01/26/2009 4:22:30 AM PST by MAD-AS-HELL
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2171825/posts

[Slings and Arrows]

[justiceseeker93]

Ayers will be returning to Ann Arbor, his old stomping ground, where, in the 1960s he abetted the rape of a female U of M student by his friend. (The reason why we know about the crime is that the woman, now living in Israel, has told the whole world about it via her blog.) It’s a shame that the statute of limitation on Ayres’ crime has almost surely run out.