(Vanity Humor) Create your own Elizabeth Alexander Poem.

Vanity ^

[Travis T. OJustice]

:)

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

If Obama wants to end torture he could have started with that poem.

[Badeye]

Sigh...its one of the few advantages of growing older.

[wolfcreek]

Begin slowing down to turn right in 700 ft. You missed the right turn. Do a u-turn and go 150 ft. to turn Left. You missed the Left turn. now do a u-turn .....

[CalvaryJohn]

Bovine coffee house ping!

[G8 Diplomat]

Check it out...I wrote a poem in Arabic:

Fi balad ba’id
Sakana irhabi ismuhu Osama
We kaana sa’id
‘Andama intakhabna Obama

/In a faraway country
There lived a terrorist named Osama
And he was happy
When we elected Obama

[Revolting cat!]

A poetess named Alexander
Once scribbled rhymes to pander
She droned on at Inauguration
Boring the hell out of nation
The voice and rhythm of a sander

[Pining_4_TX]

Here’s mine:

For President Obama Upon His Inauguration

There once was a man from Chicago,

Who said to the White House will I go.

With a confident smile

and a truckload of guile,

He’ll take down your assets to zero.

[egannacht]

OBAMA HAIKU

PANTHER TO PANZER
WITHOUT A BEER HALL PUTCH

[Zack Attack]

LOL. I remember that. But in the Eddie Murphy poem it was

“C-I-L-L my landlord”