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Here's mine, I didn't have much time to think about it as work calls.

Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a idiot day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Chicago", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually call crooked.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces fraud and liar challenges like never before. Our economy is foolish. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for mine. Our healthcare system is cheap . If your ears are sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a gangster. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a birth certificate photoshop. But lying together we can right this ship, and set a course for Washington.

Finally, I must thank my foolish family, my useless campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank thugs for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of helping the American people. Without your efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Just as Patrick Henry indicated, and that truth still holds today...if we will hold the course, God in Heaven will raise up friends to help fight these battles.

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Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a persuasive day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “cabinet”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually actively.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces wide and hopeful challenges like never before. Our economy is straight. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for employees. Our healthcare system is overwhelming. If your nose is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a carpenter. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a pantry binder. But taxing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Hollywood.

Finally, I must thank my seamless family, my solid campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank anime fans for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of jerking the American people. Without your confined efforts, none of this would have been possible.

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Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a fabulous day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “missionary”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually eat.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces tasty and spicy challenges like never before. Our economy is juicy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for dinners. Our healthcare system is foul. If your leg is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a witch doctor. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a pot hut. But boiling together we can right this ship, and set a course for the village.

Finally, I must thank my dirty family, my attractive campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank the natives for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of celebrating the American people. Without your efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Mine:

My fellow Americans, today is a fast day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "house", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually move.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces green and large challenges like never before. Our economy is lovely. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for airplanes. Our healthcare system is wet. If your foot is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a doctor. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a highway bus. But removing together we can right this ship, and set a course for New York City.
Finally, I must thank my dirty family, my second campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Congress for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of repeating the American people. Without your good efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Sackcloth and ashes might be appropriate.

My fellow Americans, today is a doofus day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "cotton candy", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually shaft.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces lamebrained and retarded challenges like never before. Our economy is brain damaged. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for marxists. Our healthcare system is assinine. If your unit is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a troughfeeder. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a skidmark herpes virus. But sleeping together we can right this ship, and set a course for Fort Marcy Park.

Finally, I must thank my duplicitious family, my mind numbed campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank socialists for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of lounging the American people. Without your parasitic efforts, none of this would have been possible.

My fellow Americans, today is a hopeful day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “hope”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually changw.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces black and racist challenges like never before. Our economy is American. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for fools. Our healthcare system is big. If your head is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a lawyer. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a car license. But waiting together we can right this ship, and set a course for Indonesia.

Finally, I must thank my lazy family, my uneducated campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank liberals for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of calling the American people. Without your enormous efforts, none of this would have been possible.

I figured it out quickly ..........

Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a scary day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “bullchit”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fear.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces leftist and hollywierd challenges like never before. Our economy is good for me and my cronies, you - not so much. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for all my new government programs. Our healthcare system is in my sights and about to become socialized. If your ass is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a senator or Dr. Suess. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a stolen White House silver setting - thanks Hillary. But by going broke together (just you guys - not me) together we can right this ship, and set a course for the new world order.

Finally, I must thank my beautiful, helpless family, my thieving campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank all of the idiots, including the Muslims and the homos for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of fooling the American people. Without your brilliant (wink, wink) efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a comic day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “election scam”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually manipulate.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces members and indenturing challenges like never before. Our economy is subserviance. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for government freebies. Our healthcare system is bureacratic panacea. If your family is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a idiotic DUmies. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a left wing allies vote fabricators. But shielding together we can right this ship, and set a course for Socialism.

Finally, I must thank my suckers family, my leeches campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank government moochers for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of pathetic the American people. Without your naive efforts, none of this would have been possible.

My fellow Americans, today is a blue day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “monkey”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fight.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces stupid and moist challenges like never before. Our economy is silky. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for boxes. Our healthcare system is smelly. If your ear is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a ratcatcher. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a taxes sofa. But boxing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Spooner, WI.

Finally, I must thank my flatulent family, my obtuse campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank communists for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of ducking the American people. Without your manly efforts, none of this would have been possible. LOL :)

Here’s mine:

“Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a unintelligent day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “liberal”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually destroy.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces disgusting and stupid challenges like never before. Our economy is pathetic. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for losers. Our healthcare system is defective. If your head is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a lawyer. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a anti-christ devil. But barfing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Washington, DC.

Finally, I must thank my lame family, my smarmy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank welfare cases for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of stealing the American people. Without your worthless efforts, none of this would have been possible.”

Honest to G-d no changes . . .how appropos -

My fellow Americans, today is a unbelievable day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Hell", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually burn.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces foolish and airheaded challenges like never before. Our economy is illegal. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for cows. Our healthcare system is blowhard. If your Anal Orifice is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Prosititute. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a dead goat. But lying together we can right this ship, and set a course for a Bordello.

Finally, I must thank my tasteless family, my hateful campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank sheeple for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of cheating the American people. Without your boring efforts, none of this would have been possible.

And sometimes I listened to the skies for some faint hope of rescue.
In the meantime I studied its language and read its Talman.
“Yesli raz delo,...
raz va dzram da delo.”
“Lubo da lubo.”
Translate.
“If one receives evil from another,...
let one not do evil in return.”
“Rather, let him extend love to the enemy,...
that love might unite them.”
I’ve heard all this before... in the human Talman.
Of course you have.
Truth is truth.
But what you have notyet learned is the way we Dracs express the truth.
The words of Shizumaat...
must be sung.
Shine a light on me
Let the midnight special
Shine his light on me
Let the midnight special...

(Enemy Mine)

My fellow Americans, today is a frightful day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “republicans”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually scorch.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces dainty and childlike challenges like never before. Our economy is stinky. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for meatballs. Our healthcare system is resentful. If your big toe is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a plumber. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a corruption coupons. But sizzling together we can right this ship, and set a course for Alaska.

Finally, I must thank my preposterous family, my ouzing campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank amish for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of licking the American people. Without your broken efforts, none of this would have been possible.

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