[FDNYRHEROES]

Retaliation for commisioning of USS GHW BUSH?

[Paladin2]

Shouldn’t this thread have a barf alert for the few that might be caught unaware?

[Dr. Ursus]

U.S.S. Whoremaster?

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Ship’s new name honors spirit of Kennedy clan

USS Moonshine? USS Bathtub Gin?

[tbpiper]

“Kennedy” and “Enterprise” are mutually exclusive concepts.

[justlurking]

When are they going on a cruise to Chappaquiddick?

[jtal]

After Joe Jr. and JFK, has any other members of the Kennedy clan done any military service?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

There was already a USS JFK, CV-67.

What else, other than “Massachusetts” would the Massachusetts Maritime Acamedy name their boat? Seeing how the USS Massachusetts, BB-59, is permanently docked in Battleship Cove in Fall River, Kennedy is a logical choice.

[atomic conspiracy]

So, if it sinks, will they wait 6 hours to report it?

[JRios1968]

...as the T.S. Enterprise became the Kennedy.

And then sank.

[FastCoyote]

I don’t know, naming a ship the USS Chappaquidick seems a bit offputting.

[SoCal Pubbie]

Here's a picture of the vessel being launched:

[rabidralph]

What?! A maritime training ship as opposed to an aircraft carrier?

[jimtorr]

Nothing good can come of changing the name of a ship.

[informavoracious]

Why not the Mary Jo?

[SunkenCiv]

Finding NIMN [not in my neighborhood]?