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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Posted on 01/09/2009 4:51:40 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Today, January 9, is National Static Electricity Day according to the Crazy Holidays Calendar.


So, rub your feet along the carpet, take a sweater off really fast and reach out and shock someone.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; silliness; staticelectricity
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To: Lucky9teen

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101 posted on 01/09/2009 10:21:45 AM PST by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. =8^O)
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To: Revolting cat!

102 posted on 01/09/2009 10:22:10 AM PST by weegee (Obamunism, just another word for the policies of a NeoCom.)
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To: envisio

103 posted on 01/09/2009 10:23:10 AM PST by weegee (Obamunism, just another word for the policies of a NeoCom.)
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To: envisio

You said “Abreast” huh-huh-huh-huh yah!!


104 posted on 01/09/2009 10:26:30 AM PST by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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105 posted on 01/09/2009 10:35:50 AM PST by egannacht
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To: weegee

106 posted on 01/09/2009 10:38:22 AM PST by Revolting cat! (After all is said and done I'm goodier goodier than you!)
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To: Revolting cat!

‘S AWFUL!


107 posted on 01/09/2009 10:39:21 AM PST by weegee (Obamunism, just another word for the policies of a NeoCom.)
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To: red-dawg

108 posted on 01/09/2009 10:40:24 AM PST by egannacht
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To: martin_fierro

109 posted on 01/09/2009 10:41:33 AM PST by egannacht
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To: Revolting cat!

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/microphone-fiends/Content?oid=936125
Microphone Fiends
A Rogues’ Gallery of Singers Who Need to STFU
by Dave Segal

1. The castrato heavy-metal wailer.
2. The death-metal Cookie Monster growler.
3. The Robert Smith emulator.
4. The well-off, suburban American punk who tries to sound like a circa 1977 English yob with clogged sinuses.
5. The unassuming white boy who squeezes out that constipated bovine yowl with squinty-eyed intensity.
6. Joanna Newsom.
7. The honky who adopts Jamaican patois.
8. The oleaginous male neo-soul/R&B singer who inevitably draws adjectives like “shmoove.”
9. The oleaginous female neo-soul/R&B singer who inevitably draws descriptors like “diva” and who overuses melisma.
10. The Ian Curtis–alike.
11. The Dirty South rapper with a mouthful of gravel.
12. Dave Segal.


110 posted on 01/09/2009 10:48:11 AM PST by weegee (Obamunism, just another word for the policies of a NeoCom.)
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To: weegee
Must have Heino!


111 posted on 01/09/2009 10:53:44 AM PST by Revolting cat! (After all is said and done I'm goodier goodier than you!)
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112 posted on 01/09/2009 10:58:01 AM PST by Revolting cat! (After all is said and done I'm goodier goodier than you!)
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To: envisio

113 posted on 01/09/2009 11:05:17 AM PST by egannacht
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To: weegee

114 posted on 01/09/2009 11:05:22 AM PST by Revolting cat! (After all is said and done I'm goodier goodier than you!)
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To: weegee

NOT GUILTY!

115 posted on 01/09/2009 11:18:53 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: egannacht

116 posted on 01/09/2009 12:12:10 PM PST by Lady Jag (NOW MORE THAN EVER https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag
Do they go well with coffeee?

Topless coffee shop proposed for small Maine town (www.sfgate.com 01/07/09 Staff)

117 posted on 01/09/2009 12:31:44 PM PST by weegee (Obamunism, just another word for the policies of a NeoCom.)
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To: weegee
Some reactions are over the top.


118 posted on 01/09/2009 1:32:56 PM PST by Lady Jag (NOW MORE THAN EVER https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Revolting cat!


ACCORDIAN LOVER? DAMN STRAIGHT! AND I LOVE POLKA TOO.
119 posted on 01/09/2009 1:45:34 PM PST by egannacht
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I'm speechless on so many different levels.
120 posted on 01/09/2009 2:16:00 PM PST by egannacht
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