"I'm Bambi. Bail me."
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
What aboout the Mafia? Times hafta be tough for the gumbas too.
Joe Francis is a idiot
All those skinny women who can’t seem to find enough money for food or clothing need something.
All those skinny women who can’t seem to find enough money for food or clothing need something.
It was amusing when I saw it posted the first 5 times.
A correct headline would be “Two guys so sleazy they make the porn industry look bad seek free media attention”.
“Why shouldn’t it hand some to an industry the nation could not live without?”
Uh...
Viagra should stiffen that soft economy up.
Related? You decide:
ISPA Leads Coalition to Stimulate Mattress Sales (Bed Bailout?)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2160723/posts
The porn industry’s problems these days come from the so-called “democratization of porn.” The big porn producers are being replaced by small producers of porn operating out of their homes. Rather than an industry made up of a handful of studios in the San Fernando Valley, porn is being produced by literally thousands of “mom and pop” operations.
I just can’t resist this:
* the “soft economy”. Give them some of the Afghan Viagra.
That should lead to a stiff economy.
* sending a letter to Rep. Barney Frank about the sex industry is like letting him have a house of ill repute in his basement. Oh sorry, he did.
* Presley has been “forced to cut her overhead.” I thought that was Lorraina Bobbit’s job. OUCH!
* Porno video companies are “tightening their belts.” Didn’t know they wore belts, or clothes for that matter.
* Re “People are spending less money, period.” Sorry that Elliot Spitzer is not available to give the economy a boost.
* Larry Flynt needs more than a bailout. More like a ballout. What a piece of crap.
“Put Viagra in the Mississippi River, ma, the South shall rise again.”
Ron Jeremy: “I just can’t make it since my business fell off.”
They said he was too big to fail, until the day he too needed a stimulus. It's come to this:
Porn Industry Seeks Federal Bailout
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.
Why not? And presumably Congress will impose improved emissions standards.
"I'm Bambi. Bail me."