Posted on 01/07/2009 6:58:18 AM PST by marktwain
LOS ANGELES, CA. (January 3, 2009) A burglar in Los Angeles chose the wrong celebrity to mess with -- quite literally.
Actress Jennifer Aniston and her personal assistant Debi Burke returned to Aniston’s Hollywood Hills home yesterday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything in the house.
"Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home," Aniston reportedly said.
Aniston sent her assistant to the local police precinct to file a report while she inspected the piles left behind. As she walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into her, Aniston said.
"Jenifer caught the thief red-handed in her home," Burke said. "And what is even crazier, the man even had Jennifer’s hat sitting right on his head."
Aniston reportedly held the suspect, 33-year-old Tadd Bruce, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until she decided what to do.
"She made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of the drawers and cabi-nets onto the floor," Burke said.
When Burke and the police arrived, Bruce complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint.
"This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house," Aniston said incredulously. "The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody else would have shot him dead."
Police arrested Bruce 2 p.m. Friday on burglary and theft charges. He was being held in the Los Angeles County Detention Facility on a $30,000 bond.
Aniston is neighbors on the street with her best friend, the actress Courtney Cox of the sit-com "Friends," and her husband, David Arquette.
Sad that in Kalifornia, only the elite like Anniston and Diane Feinstein are issued gun permits. The rest of the peasants have to either go bare or risk prosecution if they pack.
As he should. If she's holding a gun on him the whole time AND making him move, she could "slip" on the trigger finger.
This is certainly MORE cruel than putting panties on a terrorist's head at Abu Ghraib.
I’ll be surprised if this turns out to be true.
This is a PR release.
The story just doesn’t add up.
Methinks Jen and Ang are in a PR war.
Whoa, whoa....stop the presses. There seems to be a very salient point that is just glossed right over in this article.
Jennifer Aniston, one of the Hollywood glitterati owns a firearm? And has it handy for use in her home? Loaded?!!
You go Jen! But be careful. You'll find out who your friends really are, real fast, if the word gets out that you own a firearm and are willing and able to use it.
Hollywood is against the common people.
I was going to say against the common people owning guns, but I just cut to the point.
If the perps totally trashed the house ...how come they didn't find the gun...?
So where did the gun come from...?
Does raging liberal Jennifer have a CCW....?
What? Isn’t an interesting story good enough? You want a true story as well?
Me, too. This story is very fishy.
Ask yourself why this has not been reported in the Hollywood press.
BULL
I wonder too, it is a story I’ve heard before just not with her.
That’s a great story... but it’s four days old, and only that one source carries it? Seems unlikely.
"raise sand"? Doesn't sound like the Jen (with hubby B Pitt) who told the Bush daughter to "go have a F*cking beer" when they saw her. Oh, and now everyone is going to love the hypocrit because she did what any sane person would do, while at the same time being an advocate of ALL the gun grabbers like Barry O and Eddie Kennedy? Naturally, this mugging won't turn her or whoever she's screwing this month into conservatives. Sorry to the celebrity worshipers for my harshness.
Bump that! seriesly.....
cabi-nets; you get these at Ikea.
But, how does one “raise sand”?
“raise sand”?
Jennifer Aniston packing heat?
She just went way up my list of favorite females....
I call bullshit on this whole story
Who sends an assistant to the police station instead of calling 911? Jennifer can’t afford a cell phone but can afford man assistant?
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