[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Notice it’s from Scotland. From personal experience, kilts get pretty chilly out on the moors and fens.

[gimme1ibertee]

Well....there ya go! :)

[meyer]

...kilts get pretty chilly out on the moors and fens.

Now the Scotsman woke to nature’s call and stumbled towards a tree,
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
And in a startled voice he says to what’s before his eyes,
“Lad I don’t know where ya been but I see you won first prize.”