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Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan
WFTV ^
| Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Posted on 01/01/2009 1:22:41 PM PST by CE2949BB
OCALA, Fla. -- A woman in Ocala was jailed for hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and then blaming her estranged husband.
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KEYWORDS: fryingpan; lol; omg; ouch; skillet; stupid
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To: webschooner
Laz: “I would smite it like the fist of an angry god.”
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:00:01 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
To: webschooner
Laz: “I would smite it like the fist of an angry god.”
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:00:05 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
To: Larry Lucido
Is the pan okay? It was a little hot about the incident, but has since simmered down.
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:00:35 PM PST
by
hunter112
(We seem to be on an excrement river in a Native American watercraft without a propulsion device.)
To: webschooner
Oh crap. Just saw the pic.
Can I unhit what's been hit?
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:00:40 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
To: Lazamataz
Just claim you were temporarily possessed, but you’re all good now, LOL.
To: CE2949BB
ROTFLMAO!! I once saw a spot on TV where security cameras caught folks beating themselves up so they could suit casinos, hotels, etc. But a
frying pan?!SNORT!
And BTW: GUILTY! She looks like she took a good beating to the face with a frying pan.
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:05:34 PM PST
by
LiberConservative
("I, you know, can see, you know, upstate, you know, from my house, you know.")
To: tet68; SIDENET; TASMANIANRED
>>>
“I wouldn’t even hit it with a frying pan!” >> I think this needs to enter the FR lexicon.
I think it just did.
> Shouldn’t that be, “I wouldn’t hit it with YOUR frying pan!”
Maybe have two variants: "a frying pan" for seriously ugly, and "your frying pan" for over-the-top ugly.
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:06:15 PM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: Slings and Arrows; GQuagmire
My only experience is with Persian cats.....
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:06:25 PM PST
by
Daffynition
("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
To: Lazamataz
Nope,once toy hit it,it’s on your scorecard forever!
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:16:01 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: Lazamataz
Nope,once you hit it,it’s on your scorecard forever!
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:16:18 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: Farmer Dean
ain't that the truth... and some that'll NEVER let you forget it either.
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:38:59 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist -)
To: CE2949BB
OUCH! That's nasty!
What did she look like before her face caught fire and she put it out with a frying pan?
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:41:42 PM PST
by
Bon mots
To: CE2949BB
It would have been totally more effective if she had hit him over the head with a frying pan.
Less painful to her too.
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:46:23 PM PST
by
dforest
(Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
To: Lazamataz
Can I unhit what's been hit?The internet is forever, Laz.
It was there... "I wouldn't even hit it with a frying pan!" in post 9... ya posted without reading the thread again, dintcha?
... sometimes you're the frying pan, sometimes you're the fire.
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posted on
01/01/2009 2:57:19 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(What's black, white and red all over? The Halfrican.)
To: glock rocks; Farmer Dean
The internet is forever, Laz.You guys are awful.
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posted on
01/01/2009 3:03:20 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Illegal Zombies: Just Eating the Brains that Ordinary Americans Won't Eat)
To: CE2949BB
You might suspect that some women would tell the cops that they did it to themselves in order to avoid their husband’s arrest. But either way, this lady needs a shrink at a minimum.
To: Lazamataz
You guys are awful. True.
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posted on
01/01/2009 3:13:10 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(What's black, white and red all over? The Halfrican.)
To: CE2949BB
How come her glasses didn’t break?
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posted on
01/01/2009 3:20:50 PM PST
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: Slings and Arrows
Looks like she also smacked her chest.
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posted on
01/01/2009 3:22:37 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(If Liberalism doesn't kill me, I'll live 'till I die!)
To: dayglored
I second the motion.
Do we have a quorum to take a vote?
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posted on
01/01/2009 3:32:33 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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