Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what...

Sun Sentinel ^ | 2:49 PM EST, December 23, 2008 | Rene Stutzman | Sentinel Staff Writer

[JRios1968]

[Keith in Iowa]

schvanschtooker?

schvanschtooker???

?????

[HungarianGypsy]

Maybe she did and she took it out on her husband.

[martin_fierro]

MANGLED GENITALS PING

[Mr. Silverback]

Dude...considering what she's accused of, she could be a 12 on a scale of 1 to 10 and she'd still be GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!

[Screaming_Gerbil]

Her Myspace page:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=90156271

Charris

Her Hubby

[sit-rep]

heheheheheeeee!!!

[sit-rep]

“We Got a Bleeder!!”

[csvset]

I guess that Santa is not going to have his candy cane tended to by that eveil elf.

[Mr. Silverback]

Are you sure it was a schvanschtooker and not a schnitzengruben?

[isom35]

for a sec the pic reminded me of a younger version of Harry Mudd’s wife.

[TruthWillWin]

Agree. Guilty. Looks are irrelavant with this type of crime. She is going down (again) for this crime.

[King Moonracer]

Disturbing.

There is a bumper sticker gif that says:
“Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics”

And apparently she’s got a price:
Charris
10-9
Value: $4450
Cash: $15597

ps...facebook is strange.

[Just another Joe]

Wouldn’t touch this one with a ten foot pole. ;^)

[Mr. Silverback]

She is going down (again) for this crime.

Ouch! My body is rejecting that joke!

[fanfan]

She is a 911 dispatcher?

LOLOL!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

This is exactly why I tie my wife up first when I get home and in the mood.

Removing their false teeth is also highly recommended in the Bill Clinton Bible.

[Caipirabob]

schvanschtooker?

...with a bow to "Young Frankenstein":

"Ya...un enormous schvanschtooker!"

[Caipirabob]

Dang! Tough Christmas for the kid this year...

[Caipirabob]

Wouldn’t touch this one with a ten foot pole. ;^)

Makes sense seeing as how you'd only get 9 feet back - LOL!