Posted on 12/22/2008 12:46:49 PM PST by indianbob
All News Web's 2009 psychic predictions revealed.
Well, it's that time of the year for what has become an All News Web annual institution: Our predictions for the coming year. After a year of financial catastrophe, floods, earthquakes and whole lot of other crazy stuff 2009 will have a tough time beating 2008 in terms of chaos but we are predicting that the next year will in be even crazier.
As usual our resident psychic Michael Cohen of One World Psychics, www.oneworldpsychics.com and a regular contributor to this website will be doing the predicting. So let's look into the future and go a few days ahead to 2009.
One word to describe 2009: Grim
First disaster of the year: A tsunami in Asia, or perhaps an earthquake possibly in Malaysia.
Which celebrity will die next year: Bill Cosby and Robbie Williams should look after themselves. I am sensing possible heart problems. Nicole Kidman Should also be careful next year.
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So ahh... How did the prediction of 2008 pan out?
or 2007?
or Y2K for that matter?
I predict that in 2009 CertifiTruthers will continue to fail to come up with a single reason to believe that Obama was born anywhere but in Hawaii, and that anyone who asks them for evidence will be told that they don’t care about the Constitution (and that’s just one of the kinder things that will be said about them!).
Don’t doubt me on this.:)
Can’t seem to find any info on that
Oprah dies...
Did they happen to mention any of next year’s winning powerball numbers?
No word about the Anti-Christ making an appearance?
Crazy stuff, huh? Whodathunkit? :-)
0bammy accused of being an apostate by successful Muslim suicide bomber. Biden succeeds him. Economy tanks even further as Americans reject Bidens “patriotic” tax hikes.
Where was Kreskin, or any of they other “psychics” on 9-10-2001?
A crock is a crock, no matter what spin you want to put on it.
Let's face it if I, or you KNEW 9/11 was coming we would risk everything to stop it.
It would not bother me a twit that they called us crazy, so long as we saved innocent lives.
The head of a cat will be transplanted onto a body of a dog in South Korea. Critics will declare it delicious.
I predict doom despair and agony on me. Deep dark depression, maybe some excessive misery. If not fer bad luck I’ll have no luck at all.
Other than that, things aughter be purdy good.
Tornaydee’s comin’!
>>KNEW 9/11 was coming
Or at least go short on airline stocks.
As a Christian, I will simply avoid psychics (as per the Sacred Scriptures and the teaching of the Church) and trust the Lord. I will also commit to pray for an outpouring of the Holy Spirit....upon this nation and upon the world.
Oprah will go on a diet.
Obama will be plagued by scandals.
Barney Frank will find a skin lesion.
Major riots in muslim countries.
Stock market yo-yos.
Rev. Wright paternity scandal.
Father Flegar comes out of the closet.
An astronomical event happens.
A celebrity death.
Hugo Chavez chokes on a bone but recovers.
Panic in Hollywood.
Major storm crisis in Florida.
Major snow storm in North causing power outages.
A major UFO sighting.
The first sign of the apocalypse happens January 20th.
.......... Just some predictions.
OMGosh! I made those predictions without looking at the sight. I must have nailed a few of his predictions myself. Way too funny.
Obummer’s COLB will remain harder to locate than the Ark of the Covenant.
I predict a large number of freepers will blame Obama for most everything bad that happens.
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