I say let Knut catch his own food for once........
1 posted on
12/22/2008 8:42:18 AM PST by
GQuagmire
To: GQuagmire
Sorry, mis-read.
I thought it said “distracted with a keg of beer”.
2 posted on
12/22/2008 8:48:28 AM PST by
mad puppy
(Never have I felt so politically radical and I swear I didn't move an inch.)
To: GQuagmire
...officials were able to keep the animal away from the intruder by distracting him with a leg of beef....So the guy jumps in to see the polar bear, but forgets all about the bear when he sees some beef?
Weird.
3 posted on
12/22/2008 8:51:00 AM PST by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: GQuagmire
To: GQuagmire
Hmmm, entire man versus a leg of beef. I don’t think the polar bear made the rational choice.
To: GQuagmire; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
8 posted on
12/22/2008 9:01:21 AM PST by
mikrofon
(Knut inside, Nut outside...(formerly)
To: GQuagmire
Aww, he was a lonely man - he just wanted a bear hug...
9 posted on
12/22/2008 9:03:11 AM PST by
Hegemony Cricket
(The emporer has no pedigree.)
To: GQuagmire; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
CHARLES DARWIN: "Missed him by *this* much!"
10 posted on
12/22/2008 9:08:26 AM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler)
To: GQuagmire
You have to wonder what Knut thinks about all the attention he continues to get from the public. Not that he wouldn’t eat the guy (it’s the natural order of things).
13 posted on
12/22/2008 9:17:06 AM PST by
JimSEA
To: GQuagmire
Knut likes beef better than long pork!
To: GQuagmire
Maybe he loves the bear. In a more just society, he and the bear would be able to legally wed.
22 posted on
12/22/2008 10:26:18 AM PST by
dashing doofus
(Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
To: GQuagmire
Getting yourself put in a critical care unit will cure your loneliness alright. Since he didn’t get mauled I suppose jail will be second best.
33 posted on
12/22/2008 11:25:47 AM PST by
TigersEye
(I threw my shoe at Mohammed and hit Allah in the butt.)
To: LucyT
distracting him with a leg of beef... Him the man or the bear....
Depends on what the definition of him is?.....
Were her legs that good looking?
34 posted on
12/22/2008 11:53:34 AM PST by
hoosiermama
(Berg is a liberal democrat. Keyes is a conservative. Obama is bringing us together already!)
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