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History's 10 Most Important Moustaches
Spike ^
| December 17, 2008
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Posted on 12/17/2008 1:31:41 AM PST by Daffynition
Since the dawn of time, the light of creation has shown down with favor on the most noble of man-growths: The Moustache. This is its story as told through its most important citizens.
10. Salvador Dali
Salvador Dali was a revolutionary surrealist artist and a crazy bastard (as so many revolutionary artists tend to be), but I’ll be damned if this effeminate Spaniard didn’t grow one hell of a fine ‘stache. Most famous of his works was the one with melting clocks. But who cares? Most famous of his moustache’s works was spitting in the face of space-time by defying gravity.
TOPICS: History; Hobbies; Humor
KEYWORDS: moustache
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To: Daffynition
John Bolton’s moustache laughs at these poseurs.
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posted on
12/17/2008 5:04:38 AM PST
by
AngryJawa
(SOCIALISM SUCKS)
To: kalee
42
posted on
12/17/2008 5:05:47 AM PST
by
neb52
(Go Frogs!)
To: neb52
43
posted on
12/17/2008 5:09:17 AM PST
by
kalee
To: neb52
Thank you, you have made my morning. He was so handsome.
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posted on
12/17/2008 5:11:36 AM PST
by
kalee
To: Daffynition
This one gives all others a round-house kick to the head:
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posted on
12/17/2008 5:36:15 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
To: Daffynition
What about Fu Man Chu? That was a great stash.
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posted on
12/17/2008 5:46:56 AM PST
by
antisocial
(Texas SCV - Deo Vindice)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
12/17/2008 5:53:18 AM PST
by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: JRios1968
If his Chuckness grew it out, maybe. He always kept it to short. It looks like he is saying I just got over having pneumonia and haven’t shaved in a week or two.
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posted on
12/17/2008 5:53:55 AM PST
by
neb52
(Go Frogs!)
To: Daffynition
Plus, I'd rather hear Sam Elliott read the phone book than Hillary read Shakespeare.
To: Tijeras_Slim
Amen. Every time I hear one of his beef commercials, I add steak to the shopping list. LOL!
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posted on
12/17/2008 6:12:45 AM PST
by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
12/17/2008 6:25:25 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile finally updated Saturday, December 6, 2008 !!!)
To: Daffynition
Many men smoke but Fu Manchu
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posted on
12/17/2008 6:25:35 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
To: Daffynition
Sorry, I say
THIS is #1.
And why 'it' was omitted beats me. (not)
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posted on
12/17/2008 6:35:25 AM PST
by
Condor51
(The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
To: Daffynition
To leave this one off the list is highly illogical ...
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posted on
12/17/2008 6:43:07 AM PST
by
al_c
(Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
To: fso301
Wow! Tojo ... he never even came to mind. Good one!
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posted on
12/17/2008 7:27:06 AM PST
by
Daffynition
("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
To: gargoyle
The fab four ...
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posted on
12/17/2008 7:30:11 AM PST
by
Daffynition
("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
To: Fresh Wind
Yes! Why wasn’t HE on there?
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posted on
12/17/2008 7:31:00 AM PST
by
Daffynition
("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
To: Jimmy Valentine
I'm tryin' ...I'm tryin' ...
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posted on
12/17/2008 7:32:19 AM PST
by
Daffynition
("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
To: Joe 6-pack
Deserves a mustache mug...
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posted on
12/17/2008 7:34:25 AM PST
by
Daffynition
("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
To: Daffynition
I'm still waiting on a post about famous beards.
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posted on
12/17/2008 7:39:17 AM PST
by
r9etb
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