[Homer_J_Simpson]

Mel Hein, kicked in the cheekbone at the end of the second quarter, suffered a concussion of the brain that left him temporarily bereft of his memory. He came to in the final quarter and finished the game.

Coach: “What’s your name?
Player: Who wants to know?

[pepsi_junkie]

"Mel Hein, kicked in the cheekbone at the end of the second quarter, suffered a concussion of the brain that left him temporarily bereft of his memory. He came to in the final quarter and finished the game."

Great job, Hein! We won the championship thanks to you! Here's your bonus, the whole $3.00! Now go get changed! No, no Hein, that's the ladies room! No, you're a man! Yes, you always have been! Okay, there ya go!"