LMAO -- How appropriate for what's to come under Obama!
To: QenBirQeni
Live long and....:-}
2 posted on
12/08/2008 9:06:06 PM PST by
JoeProBono
( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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3 posted on
12/08/2008 9:09:58 PM PST by
JoeProBono
( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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4 posted on
12/08/2008 9:12:38 PM PST by
randomhero97
("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.zThat is the best laugh I have had in weeks. Thanks for posting it.
5 posted on
12/08/2008 9:17:09 PM PST by
stripes1776
("That if gold rust, what shall iron do?" --Chaucer)
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> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
Bingo!
To: QenBirQeni
“Governmentium”
Is that the heavy metal which has a covalent bond with Donkeysrectumium?
7 posted on
12/08/2008 9:24:15 PM PST by
Rembrandt
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The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312...Excellent!!!....
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9 posted on
12/08/2008 9:27:49 PM PST by
Bhoy
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*snicker*
10 posted on
12/08/2008 9:33:45 PM PST by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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11 posted on
12/08/2008 9:50:56 PM PST by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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12 posted on
12/08/2008 9:54:43 PM PST by
Captain Beyond
(The Hammer of the gods! (Just a cool line from a Led Zep song))
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13 posted on
12/08/2008 9:56:11 PM PST by
Ciexyz
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IF we split the Governmentium atom, the power and energy unleashed would be enough to destroy the Earth
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I thought Governmentium was 535 elements, ALL of them morons...
15 posted on
12/08/2008 10:01:12 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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Governmentium may not be totally inert as it eventually destroys intelligent life forms. The moronic forces generated by governmentium arrange thousands of pages of regulations. Many of these regulations seem to defy the known laws of physics by throwing off vast quantities peons carrying taxpayer money generating votes from what appears to be a vacuum but is actually made of of very lightweight and impotent new particles called liberals.
The liberals are believed to rally around governmentium adding no mass but increasing the moronic forces. The moronic forces are powerful enough to destroy the brain cells of anyone exposed for too long to governmentium. This theory explains why even former conservatives who have been in office for too long begin to support government expansion.
16 posted on
12/08/2008 10:12:56 PM PST by
eggman
(Obama's Spread the Wealth will work just as well as Spread the Liabilities (sub-prime mortgages))
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Bravo !
Especially since I just finished reading "Atlas Shrugged". Seems appropriate.
18 posted on
12/09/2008 12:07:08 AM PST by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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Did you hear about the Neutron that went into a bar? He asked the bartender, “How much for a Beam and Coke?” The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.”
21 posted on
01/05/2009 9:58:48 AM PST by
Sawdring
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