Governmentium may not be totally inert as it eventually destroys intelligent life forms. The moronic forces generated by governmentium arrange thousands of pages of regulations. Many of these regulations seem to defy the known laws of physics by throwing off vast quantities peons carrying taxpayer money generating votes from what appears to be a vacuum but is actually made of of very lightweight and impotent new particles called liberals.
The liberals are believed to rally around governmentium adding no mass but increasing the moronic forces. The moronic forces are powerful enough to destroy the brain cells of anyone exposed for too long to governmentium. This theory explains why even former conservatives who have been in office for too long begin to support government expansion.
