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I have found the name for my new band: "Vomit Carnage".
1 posted on 12/08/2008 2:21:21 PM PST by FreeManWhoCan
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Mega Vomit Carnage Alert


2 posted on 12/08/2008 2:24:25 PM PST by LiberConservative (Typical white and nerdy white guy)
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To: FreeManWhoCan
Dung, vomit, diarrhoea in one story!

One lucky British journalist has won the trifecta.

3 posted on 12/08/2008 2:25:26 PM PST by x
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Sheep poo is “organic”. I thought organic things were good for you


4 posted on 12/08/2008 2:27:34 PM PST by Soliton (This 2 shall pass)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Congratulations! You win the “Thread Title of the Year” Award!


5 posted on 12/08/2008 2:27:57 PM PST by TexasNative2000
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To: FreeManWhoCan; shibumi

And so the clever sheep begin their global conquest, as foretold in The Prophecy.


6 posted on 12/08/2008 2:28:41 PM PST by Salamander (Cursed with Second Sight.)
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It said the heavy overnight rain was likely to have contributed to the outbreak by increasing the amount of liquid mud on the course.

It likely contributed to the outbreak of liquid mud in the biker's shorts as well....

7 posted on 12/08/2008 2:29:15 PM PST by usmcobra (Go ask Obama for your change, and don't bug me!)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

You know the reporter waited his entire carreer to write that title.


8 posted on 12/08/2008 2:30:36 PM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: FreeManWhoCan
I have found the name for my new band: "Vomit Carnage".

That's good. I like "Campy Lobacter" too.

9 posted on 12/08/2008 2:30:51 PM PST by TheWasteLand
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Well... now THERE is a headline you don’t see every day.


10 posted on 12/08/2008 2:31:14 PM PST by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

This was a crappy story....the writer must have sat on a very loose stool when he wrote it....The words just spewed onto the computer....


12 posted on 12/08/2008 2:35:01 PM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: FreeManWhoCan
And the report concluded that the outbreak was probably caused by Campylobacter, spread to the cyclists by mud which was contaminated with sheep faeces.

Yep, via the frame-mounted water bottles (per the report). It wasn't so much the mud that got 'em, but the water spray off the tires (er, sorry - tyres).

I'll bet fenders and Camelbaks are all the rage next year.

14 posted on 12/08/2008 2:35:24 PM PST by Charles Martel (Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: kalee

It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it.


21 posted on 12/08/2008 2:40:00 PM PST by Cailleach
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Why did I read that and think “Company Cafeteria”?


25 posted on 12/08/2008 2:41:30 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK
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To: Allegra; Xenalyte

Nomination for best headline of the year.


26 posted on 12/08/2008 2:41:40 PM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

headline of the day!


29 posted on 12/08/2008 2:45:41 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Vomit Carnage

This needs to be in the FR lexicon. Hugh and Series, my FRiends.
30 posted on 12/08/2008 2:51:21 PM PST by JamesP81 (I shall give their President the same respect they gave mine.)
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Title of the Week Award!


33 posted on 12/08/2008 2:58:11 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (SARAH *** JOE *** 2012!)
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Of the 355 responses, 161 reported symptoms such as diarrhoea and vomiting following the event.

From inhilation? LOL...nah...they hadta ingest this stuff to get those symptoms~

36 posted on 12/08/2008 3:04:36 PM PST by Eagle Eye (Libs- If you don't have to play the rules then neither do we...THINK ABOUT IT!)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Thank God; I have another reason to not ride that bike I got for my birthday!


38 posted on 12/08/2008 3:14:40 PM PST by Phil Dinn
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To: Slings and Arrows

I didn’t even get passed the title ping.


39 posted on 12/08/2008 3:22:58 PM PST by pcottraux (I can't tell the difference between Carl Cameron, Chris Wallace, or Bill McCuddy.)
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