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The 10 Most Devastating Insults [Actually Comebacks] of All Time
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| 12/1/08
| Michael Swaim
Posted on 12/01/2008 11:32:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Sharrukin
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posted on
12/02/2008 6:07:06 AM PST
by
Skooz
(Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
To: Slings and Arrows
Had a hard time reading that page.
All I could see was that blonde in the leopard thong.
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posted on
12/02/2008 6:19:09 AM PST
by
earlJam
To: earlJam
To: Lancey Howard
LOL. Good reminder. That worked out real well for Costanza, didn’t it?
;)
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posted on
12/02/2008 6:26:41 AM PST
by
Sparko
To: Sharrukin
Bimbo date, chatting endlessly about nothing, noting her date seems bored....says sarcastically, "I hope I'm not keeping you up."
Date, who happens to be wit Oscar Levant, says "I wish you were."
To: Slings and Arrows
Tom Delay to French diplomat: "Do you speak German?"
French Diplomat: "No."
Tom Delay: "You're welcome."
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posted on
12/02/2008 6:45:06 AM PST
by
Dilbert56
(Harry Reid, D-Nev.: "We're going to pick up Senate seats as a result of this war.")
To: Slings and Arrows
"I can explain it to you, but I cannot comprehend it for you."
NYC Mayor Ed Koch
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posted on
12/02/2008 7:24:18 AM PST
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: Slings and Arrows
Most of those are incorrectly attributed and/or quoted. Could have been a good article, but the author was too busy saying “Look at me!”...which, considering the source, is probably no surprise. ;)
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posted on
12/02/2008 7:32:30 AM PST
by
Mr. Jeeves
("One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word." -- Robert Heinlein)
To: orlop9
I still have the Ultimate Flame in text format.
I can give it to you if you would like. ;^)
50
posted on
12/02/2008 7:38:14 AM PST
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Gay State Conservative
That reminds me of Penn State’s’ JoePa incident a couple of years ago. At the scene of a car accident he got in a heated exchange with the driver of the other vehicle. The passenger said thats my wife you are talking to. Paterno reportdely said “That’s your problem.”
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posted on
12/02/2008 7:44:37 AM PST
by
Augustinian monk
("Can't we try bombing them with kindness?")
To: Slings and Arrows
While this is cute enough and we’ve all heard or read them at various times, reading Swain’s take on this and his loose misuse of the record, my take is that he proves that yesterday remains unmatched today.
It’s like watching monkeys make a milkshake.
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posted on
12/02/2008 8:14:36 AM PST
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: dr_lew
But how else could a materialist imagine it?
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posted on
12/02/2008 8:16:03 AM PST
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: Enchante
Kind of a down the up staircase moment, eh?
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posted on
12/02/2008 8:18:57 AM PST
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: JoeSixPack1
And after a thoughtful pause, the object of his scorn replied, “I see you’ve been talking to all my friends.”
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posted on
12/02/2008 8:26:55 AM PST
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: Slings and Arrows
WARNING: Contains strong language (ok), blasphemy (ok), confusion of James Garfield with Grover Cleveland (EGAD!).
To: Old Professer
To: martin_fierro
Steady on, old man. Steady on.
To: Slings and Arrows
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Pee-wee: Because. I don’t make monkeys, I just train ‘em.
To: JoeSixPack1
Brilliant!! Saved, right next to my file on Obama’s economic plan. Thank you.
I will make good use of this in the coming months and years.
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posted on
12/02/2008 10:19:40 AM PST
by
dashing doofus
(Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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