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Florida boy, 12, arrested for farting in class: Arrested, charged with disrupting function
NEWS.com.au ^
| November 25, 2008
| staff
Posted on 11/27/2008 5:03:52 AM PST by JoeProBono
A 12-YEAR-old American schoolboy has been arrested for farting in the classroom.
Police were called when the boy became disruptive, shutting off the computers of classmates and "deliberately passing gas" at his school in Florida, The Smoking Gun reports.
The 150cm offender was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Florida's Stuart's Spectrum High School.
Busted by school authorities for disruption of a school function, the boy was taken to the County Sheriff's Office.
Police said the boy, who name was suppressed due to his age, admitted the offences and was released into the custody of his mother.
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fart
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To: reg45
Glad the cops are doing their job. I can sleep better now.
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posted on
11/27/2008 6:40:54 AM PST
by
Radl
(rtr)
To: JoeProBono
Once Obama becomes President there will be no more farting allowed. Or is that farting aloud?
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posted on
11/27/2008 7:00:55 AM PST
by
Ukiapah Heep
(Shoes for Industry!)
To: Peter Horry
just part of the neighborhood watch. Your neighborhood is calling you..........
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posted on
11/27/2008 7:29:36 AM PST
by
LasVegasMac
(Islam: Bringing the world death and destruction for 1400 years!)
To: LasVegasMac
“Your neighborhood is calling you..........”
Gulp, does that mean I am not welcome here, are you part of the welcoming committee? I am crushed ... SOB (short, convulsive inspiration, attended by contraction of the diaphragm and spasmodic closure of the glottis). Entered the definition so you wouldn’t misinterpret. May you not overeat and be accepted for who you are.
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posted on
11/27/2008 7:44:46 AM PST
by
Peter Horry
(Mount Up Everybody and Ride to the Sound of the Guns .. Pat Buchanan)
To: JoeProBono
Don’t these kids learn anything in school anymore? At his age, we had already learned more advanced techniques, like the SBD (silent, but deadly) and the one-cheek-sneak.
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posted on
11/27/2008 7:52:46 AM PST
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: Pontiac; JoeProBono
This country has lost control. We have lost all sense of proportionality. Guess what? The inmates really are running the asylum, and they've been doing it for decades now.
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posted on
11/27/2008 8:11:49 AM PST
by
E. Cartman
(If Citigroup is too big to let fail, then break it up. It's the right thing to do.)
To: JoeProBono
Beano deficiency Emergency to be declared by Congress.
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posted on
11/27/2008 8:15:25 AM PST
by
Shqipo
((A new tagline is currently under construction))
To: Pontiac
Everything is criminalized today. Go to school become a criminal.
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posted on
11/27/2008 9:58:21 AM PST
by
goldi
To: JoeProBono
When farting is outlawed, I will be an outlaw...I mean, this guy I know will be an outlaw.
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posted on
11/27/2008 12:40:27 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
To: JRios1968; JoeProBono; Darksheare; humblegunner; Eaker; Slings and Arrows
When farting is outlawed, I will be an outlaw...I mean, this guy I know will be an outlaw. Is JRios1968 the...Farting Bandit?
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posted on
11/28/2008 8:30:13 AM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
Is JRios1968 the...Farting Bandit?
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posted on
11/28/2008 8:45:52 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' about!)
To: JoeProBono
What a buncha wussies... After the cafeteria made the mistake of serving lima beans and bacon one school lunch, the whole school was one toxic cloud.
Everyone was still laughing about it days later.
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posted on
11/29/2008 9:41:00 PM PST
by
Ronin
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