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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Posted on 11/21/2008 4:54:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen

My parents used to tell me many ouvroustories to scare me into doing as I am told.  And I’m not alone; almost all of us have heard some of these myths. Who knows, perhaps some of us still believe in them. Some of these myths may have some truth to them; some may be total hogwash. What is surprising, is that so many have survived until today.

I spent a while reading up on the more common myths, and found seven with which to entertain you.

Myth: Hair and fingernails continue to grow after death

Fact: Spooky, yes, but it is not true. The skin surrounding the hair and nails shrink after death. Worse, this part decomposes at a greater rate than the hair and nails. Hair and nails need hormones to grow, so, it’s really only an illusion, albeit a freaky one.

Myth: Too many carrots will turn skin orange.

Fact: Hypercarotenemia, which is what happens when your skin starts glowing orange, does happen, but you would need a massive amount of carrots to effect this. Experts blame the beta-carotene from carrots for this condition. And even if it does happen, it is not harmful and does not need treatment. It does, however, take a couple of months before your skin is normal.

Myth: Cold, wet weather causes colds and flu

Fact: Even I sometimes believe the veracity of this. It just feels so ‘right’. But the real truth is that we should blame viruses, not the cold weather. So feel free to walk around with wet hair and bare feet during winter. What’s more, experts believe that staying inside more may make it easier to spread germs.

Myth: Eating sugar causes diabetes.

Fact: Suikersiekte, as many of us know this disease, may not be caused by eating too much sugar, no matter what your gran says. A lack of insulin causes diabetes, not regular sugar. So, if you eat cookie number 1001, you may still be quite healthy, and not at risk of diabetes. If your sugar intake increases, it means your calorie intake also rises. Obesity is a strong risk factor for Type 2 Diabetes.

Myth: Knuckle-cracking causes arthritis.

Fact: Perhaps your mother didn’t like the sound of your knuckle-cracking. This may be why she insisted that it would cause arthritis. However, repetitive motion does wear down the joints and the cushioning that protects them. so perhaps knuckle-cracking isn’t such a great idea because it may worsen osteoarthritis, though there’s no evidence to suggest it plays a role in rheumatoid arthritis.

Myth: Chocolate causes acne.

Fact: Don’t stop eating that chocolate you have in your hand. The foods you eat do not cause acne, although we could do with more research to confirm this. stress and hormones may also be culprits, but they only influence acne; they do not cause acne.

Myth: Touching a frog will cause warts.

Fact: Once, when I was very little, I touched a frog and my mother got upset, telling me I’ll get warts on my hands. She tried to get me to take a whizz on my hand, but I politely declined.

Scientific evidence teaches us that the human papilloma virus, or HPV, which is a double-stranded DNA virus, causes warts. Poor frogs, they’re not the transmitters, we humans are.

Myth: Worry and stress can turn your hair grey.

Fact: Regardless of how much stress you may experience, your pigment-producing cells stop working at a certain age. Talk about destiny. You do not have much influence over this, as they are genetically programmed to stop producing pigment some day. So mothers will no longer be able to blame their grey hair on their kids or husband.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: myths; ofst; silliness
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To: PERKY2004

Osama been laden with cats.


81 posted on 11/21/2008 11:53:59 AM PST by weegee (Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
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To: fredhead

That thing is SWEET.


82 posted on 11/21/2008 11:58:37 AM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: PERKY2004

..it's it's a stampede

83 posted on 11/21/2008 12:05:53 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: SIDENET

And it appears to be Hippie-free.


84 posted on 11/21/2008 12:06:14 PM PST by weegee (Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
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To: weegee

Much like what those slip proof glasses from The Jerk did. :o


85 posted on 11/21/2008 12:22:09 PM PST by girlscout
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To: fredhead

AZ and NV have lots of VW’s, rust free, but I do believe AZ has the most.

My son has acquired, restored and sold several.

Good luck with your hunt!


86 posted on 11/21/2008 12:26:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (Save the whales! Collect the whole set.)
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To: lilylangtree

LMFAO...

And here Barry thought he wouldn’t need a food taster.


87 posted on 11/21/2008 12:28:52 PM PST by DieNarrin (Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!)
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To: Lady Jag
You'll shoot your eye out!!!

88 posted on 11/21/2008 12:32:06 PM PST by Lucky9teen (The press is still trying to shine the turd...but the stink is becoming too hard to ignore.)
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To: weegee

89 posted on 11/21/2008 12:33:39 PM PST by Lucky9teen (The press is still trying to shine the turd...but the stink is becoming too hard to ignore.)
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To: llevrok

90 posted on 11/21/2008 12:35:46 PM PST by Lucky9teen (The press is still trying to shine the turd...but the stink is becoming too hard to ignore.)
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To: princess leah

Yeh, what’s with the 85° weather man? Although a nice temperature.....

IT’S FREAKIN NOVEMBER!!!! It should be COLD dammit!!


91 posted on 11/21/2008 12:39:14 PM PST by Lucky9teen (The press is still trying to shine the turd...but the stink is becoming too hard to ignore.)
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To: llevrok
Dang post didn't work before...

92 posted on 11/21/2008 12:42:21 PM PST by Lucky9teen (The press is still trying to shine the turd...but the stink is becoming too hard to ignore.)
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To: girlscout

The Optigrab.


93 posted on 11/21/2008 12:46:54 PM PST by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: Lucky9teen
BREAKING NEWS!
Police arrest suspect vandal who allegedly left his greasy, graphic imprints around Neb. town (11/21/08 AP)

Authorities said they've arrested a suspect in the rash of so-called "Butt Bandit" vandalism cases. County Attorney Eric Scott said a 35-year-old man was arrested early Wednesday morning. Formal charges have not yet been filed. Some vandal had been skipping from one building to another at night, pressing his naked buttocks, groin or both on windows.

Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.

We now return to the silliness thread, already in progress.

94 posted on 11/21/2008 12:55:05 PM PST by weegee (Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
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To: fredhead

i’d just want the engine, trans, and axles. they work great for sandrails :)


95 posted on 11/21/2008 1:33:03 PM PST by absolootezer0 ( Detroit: we're so bad, even our mayor is a criminal)
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To: Doogle
anyone own a cat?

No. I have three cats and they own me.

96 posted on 11/21/2008 3:23:01 PM PST by groanup (The Clintons and the Obamas are two reasons IDIOTS should not be allowed to vote.)
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To: PERKY2004

Perfect! :)

Thanks!


97 posted on 11/21/2008 10:05:03 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
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