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Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
Fox ^ | 11/19/2008 | Fox

Posted on 11/19/2008 8:54:15 AM PST by Red in Blue PA

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To: Travis T. OJustice
Cheeses, man, those are awfully damme bad puns.

Jesus Saves

81 posted on 11/19/2008 11:58:36 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (We are SO screwed.)
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Rated R:


82 posted on 11/19/2008 1:42:56 PM PST by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich

Meh, it's a way to go. Aim for the scrotum.

83 posted on 11/19/2008 2:10:17 PM PST by martin_fierro (Don't Mayonaisse Me, Bro!)
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To: Lady Jag; Slings and Arrows; Red in Blue PA
Appartantly, you are what you eat throw ...


84 posted on 11/19/2008 5:10:27 PM PST by Daffynition ("Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.")
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To: Lady Jag

“Would you like a little Assault with that Battery?!?!” :)


85 posted on 11/19/2008 10:48:20 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
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To: Lady Jag

;o)


86 posted on 11/20/2008 4:24:52 AM PST by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military)
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Battery on salt or salt on battery


87 posted on 11/20/2008 9:52:42 AM PST by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Red in Blue PA

So later his cellmate, Buba, asks, “Hey kid, what’s ya in for?”


88 posted on 11/20/2008 10:37:15 AM PST by Gator113 ("Noli nothis permittere te terere.")
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To: Red in Blue PA

So later his cellmate, Buba, asks, “Hey kid, what’s ya in for?”


89 posted on 11/20/2008 10:37:24 AM PST by Gator113 ("Noli nothis permittere te terere.")
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To: Red in Blue PA

But it was a hard roll...


90 posted on 11/20/2008 10:47:42 AM PST by Doctor Raoul (It's no longer the Press Van, it's a "Tanker" Truck!)
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To: Lady Jag

A salt on the battery ... AND ...

a battery on a salt !!

Ayyyyy !

Da Fonz :)


91 posted on 11/20/2008 9:51:56 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
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