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Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
Fox ^
| 11/19/2008
| Fox
Posted on 11/19/2008 8:54:15 AM PST by Red in Blue PA
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving.
Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crime; florida
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Comment #61 Removed by Moderator
To: Red in Blue PA; lilycicero
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.....
A knockwurst?
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posted on
11/19/2008 9:48:52 AM PST
by
Girlene
(Wolverines!!!!!)
To: F15Eagle
Very true, very true....
But now the Poor Boy could be stuck behind bars, the plaything of some Big Mac...
63
posted on
11/19/2008 9:52:49 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Is it a wrap yet?)
To: Red in Blue PA
`Lettuce not bicker and argue over who hit who!’
64
posted on
11/19/2008 9:54:58 AM PST
by
tumblindice
(FR is a school of war.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.CLUB???.....
hold the Mayo! 
65
posted on
11/19/2008 10:00:40 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
To: Red in Blue PA
66
posted on
11/19/2008 10:01:37 AM PST
by
manic4organic
(We Are S0 Screwed)
Comment #67 Removed by Moderator
To: Red in Blue PA
Government to institute 7 day “cooling off” period before one can obtain a sandwich.
“I’ll gladly pay you today for a hamburger next week”.
68
posted on
11/19/2008 10:22:24 AM PST
by
6SJ7
(Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
To: F15Eagle
I ham not believing you guys are laughing at how this woman was put through the grinder by this sub par human. .
69
posted on
11/19/2008 10:25:44 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
Comment #70 Removed by Moderator
To: F15Eagle
The boy’s no gouda, that’s for sure!
71
posted on
11/19/2008 10:29:04 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
To: Red in Blue PA
A man like that could not have been well bread!
72
posted on
11/19/2008 10:36:00 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
To: Red in Blue PA
She had lessons on how to defend herself against a man attacking with fruit.
But she wasn’t prepared for a sandwich.
73
posted on
11/19/2008 10:39:41 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Red in Blue PA
"Officer, he held the mayo and hit me!"
74
posted on
11/19/2008 10:40:42 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
To: F15Eagle
"I’m just wondering what would provolone such an attack."The man is a meunster!
75
posted on
11/19/2008 10:41:08 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN; F15Eagle
"I’m just wondering what would provolone such an attack."The man is a meunster!
Cheeses, man, those are awfully damme bad puns.
76
posted on
11/19/2008 10:49:52 AM PST
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: Red in Blue PA
JEEEZ, the sorry state of journalism today....
They don’t even know whow to spell “SAMMICH”!!
77
posted on
11/19/2008 10:51:26 AM PST
by
envisio
(If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
To: Red in Blue PA
MEMO TO SELF: Don't date women with glasses!
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posted on
11/19/2008 10:53:46 AM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
To: Girlene
Well if he goes to prison, he better look out for meatloaf sandwiches.
79
posted on
11/19/2008 10:57:36 AM PST
by
lilycicero
(And I was afraid I wouldn't be able to come up w/something so late in the thread.)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
The happy couple:
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