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Man Faces Battery Charges for Hitting Girlfriend With Sandwich
Fox ^ | 11/19/2008 | Fox

Posted on 11/19/2008 8:54:15 AM PST by Red in Blue PA

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving.

Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday.

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KEYWORDS: crime; florida
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To: Red in Blue PA
Police lab scientists dissect evidence searching for crime clues.


41 posted on 11/19/2008 9:13:46 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

with kids starving in this country, how can be people be so wasteful like that,it’s beyond me


42 posted on 11/19/2008 9:16:14 AM PST by housemouse 1 (wander what his mother was like)
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To: Red in Blue PA
Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.
I'd rule out a 'Hero' sandwich.
43 posted on 11/19/2008 9:18:59 AM PST by Condor51 (Obama believes in Karl Marx. I believe in Sun Tzu.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Now the guy’s in a pickle...


44 posted on 11/19/2008 9:22:39 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: Red in Blue PA

The police out go after this guy to set the precedent and take a bite out of crime.


45 posted on 11/19/2008 9:23:51 AM PST by Go Gordon
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To: Red in Blue PA

That guy is ill-bread ....


46 posted on 11/19/2008 9:25:34 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: Red in Blue PA

Assault sandwich?


47 posted on 11/19/2008 9:27:58 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Obama is the Antichrist.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

He ordered the sandwich with extra assault.


48 posted on 11/19/2008 9:28:01 AM PST by BronzePencil (Liberty's in every blow! Let us do or die!)
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To: Red in Blue PA
"Book em Dano."
"What's the Charge?"
... "Assault With A Deadly Bagel".
49 posted on 11/19/2008 9:28:26 AM PST by Condor51 (Obama believes in Karl Marx. I believe in Sun Tzu.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
He's lucky they weren't killed. Let's hope he receives a long jail sentence, but it's probably unlikely.
50 posted on 11/19/2008 9:28:27 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Did the article say if he was happy to meat her?


51 posted on 11/19/2008 9:29:38 AM PST by DouglasKC
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To: Red in Blue PA

knuckle sandwich?


52 posted on 11/19/2008 9:31:08 AM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: trisham

He’s toast, however you slice it!


53 posted on 11/19/2008 9:31:31 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: Revolting cat!

Heh. :) I hope so.


54 posted on 11/19/2008 9:32:20 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: F15Eagle

When she told him she was disappointed it wasn’t a foot-long, he gave her a little knockwurst instead...


55 posted on 11/19/2008 9:33:36 AM PST by mikrofon (Was his name Reuben?)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Thats a bunch of baloney


56 posted on 11/19/2008 9:34:10 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson)
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hit her while driving...

Next time, they should take the subway.

57 posted on 11/19/2008 9:36:17 AM PST by Bon mots
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To: Red in Blue PA
The police weren't fooled, though, it wasn't real blood on her face, it was ketchup!


58 posted on 11/19/2008 9:38:07 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson

O-pun Face sandwich BUMP


59 posted on 11/19/2008 9:41:34 AM PST by mikrofon (Was his name Reuben?)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Best one yet!


60 posted on 11/19/2008 9:43:03 AM PST by 4yearlurker (Want to be lied to? Turn on your TV.)
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