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The Infamous Tale of an Exploding Whale (Thar She Blows!)
KATU ^ | Nov 12, 2008

Posted on 11/13/2008 9:53:21 PM PST by nickcarraway

EDITOR'S NOTE: Nov. 12 is the anniversary of this famous story.

FLORENCE - Even years later, KATU still receives phone calls and emails from viewers interested in re-watching the story KATU's Paul Linnman reported on in November of 1970.

Prompted by such demand, we dug into our video archives and resurrected the story about the dead whale, a half ton of dynamite, and bits of blubber falling from the sky.

Unable to find a use for it, and unsure how best to dispose of it, the Department of Transportation blew up a dead whale on the Oregon coast in November of 1970.

Why?

The Oregon Highway Division not only had a whale of a problem on its hands, but a stinky whale of a problem--what to do with one 45 foot, 8 ton whale, dead on arrival on a beach near Florence.

It had been so long since a whale had washed up in Lane County, that no one could remember how to get rid of one.

In selecting its battle plan, the Highway Division decided the carcass couldn't be buried because it might be uncovered, it couldn't be cut up and then buried because no one wanted to cut it up, and it couldn't be burned, so dynamite it was--some 20 cases, or a half ton of it.

Anything left over, officials reasoned, would be taken care of by seagulls and other scavengers.

The KATU cameras stopped rolling immediately after the blast, but Linnman recalls making his way out of the area as huge chunks of blubber fell everywhere.

A parked car over a quarter of a mile from the blast site was the target of one last chunk. Fortunately, no one was hurt as badly as the car. However, everyone was covered with small particles of dead whale.


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weather
KEYWORDS: orcagon; whale
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1 posted on 11/13/2008 9:53:21 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


2 posted on 11/13/2008 9:53:33 PM PST by nickcarraway (Are the Good Times Really Over?)
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To: Gabz; tioga; secret garden; Slip18

(Robt is not sure why he pinged Gabz to this thread. But he as sure whales do not wear thongs.)


3 posted on 11/13/2008 9:55:37 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: nickcarraway
ballistic blubber blunder?
4 posted on 11/13/2008 10:01:08 PM PST by piasa (How's that change workin' for ya?)
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To: nickcarraway
a walk, down memory lane? ...Thar She Blows, BUMP
5 posted on 11/13/2008 10:02:13 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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To: nickcarraway

Les Nessman must have been the technical adviser.


6 posted on 11/13/2008 10:04:54 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (I can't wait for January 20, 2013")
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To: nickcarraway

Thar she blows...


7 posted on 11/13/2008 10:05:12 PM PST by Jeff F (austinaero; Phoenix11; WaterBoard)
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Good thing they didn't decide to use 500 lbs of roofing nails to chop it up finer...

"When it absolutely, positively has to be blown to bits overnight, call in Palestinian Express."

8 posted on 11/13/2008 10:05:14 PM PST by piasa (How's that change workin' for ya?)
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BOOM! Splop Splop Splop Splop Splop Splop SPLOP splop.
9 posted on 11/13/2008 10:14:17 PM PST by KarlInOhio (11/4: The revolutionary socialists beat the Fabian ones. Where can we find a capitalist party?)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

“As God is my witness, I thought whales could fly!”


10 posted on 11/13/2008 10:17:36 PM PST by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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To: nickcarraway

Everything and everyone within a half mile or so was covered with a veneer of decomposing whale tissues, with a vile stench that was supposedly beyond the power of words to describe.


11 posted on 11/13/2008 10:18:05 PM PST by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: nickcarraway

Monica?


12 posted on 11/13/2008 10:18:06 PM PST by TruthWillWin
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To: nickcarraway
Now thats my kind of problem solving!!!!!


13 posted on 11/13/2008 10:27:09 PM PST by chaos_5
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I can just heard John Madden:

BOOM!!!


14 posted on 11/13/2008 10:30:27 PM PST by bootless (Never Forget. Never Again. And NEVER GIVE UP!)
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To: chaos_5

heard = hear


15 posted on 11/13/2008 10:30:49 PM PST by bootless (Never Forget. Never Again. And NEVER GIVE UP!)
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To: ccmay

Took a lot of guts to do that.


16 posted on 11/13/2008 10:33:10 PM PST by Marauder (Who shall say howqztNj wodrmf?)
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To: D-fendr

LOL!!!


17 posted on 11/13/2008 10:36:51 PM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: nickcarraway

Don’t bring a whale to a bomb fight.


18 posted on 11/13/2008 10:37:31 PM PST by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"There is no problem that cannot be solved by the proper quantity and application of high explosives."
--Anonymous


19 posted on 11/13/2008 10:43:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (We are SO screwed.)
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Around here not much of the carcass seems to make it to shore
as the tiger sharks chew them up a great deal first . What makes it to shore looks more like an undifferentiated amorphous mass . Then it’s interesting to stand nearby and watch the tigers come 3/4’s the way out of the water in order to keep eating. No seagulls.....


20 posted on 11/13/2008 11:11:43 PM PST by LeoWindhorse
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