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The Infamous Tale of an Exploding Whale (Thar She Blows!)
KATU ^ | Nov 12, 2008

Posted on 11/13/2008 9:53:21 PM PST by nickcarraway

EDITOR'S NOTE: Nov. 12 is the anniversary of this famous story.

FLORENCE - Even years later, KATU still receives phone calls and emails from viewers interested in re-watching the story KATU's Paul Linnman reported on in November of 1970.

Prompted by such demand, we dug into our video archives and resurrected the story about the dead whale, a half ton of dynamite, and bits of blubber falling from the sky.

Unable to find a use for it, and unsure how best to dispose of it, the Department of Transportation blew up a dead whale on the Oregon coast in November of 1970.

Why?

The Oregon Highway Division not only had a whale of a problem on its hands, but a stinky whale of a problem--what to do with one 45 foot, 8 ton whale, dead on arrival on a beach near Florence.

It had been so long since a whale had washed up in Lane County, that no one could remember how to get rid of one.

In selecting its battle plan, the Highway Division decided the carcass couldn't be buried because it might be uncovered, it couldn't be cut up and then buried because no one wanted to cut it up, and it couldn't be burned, so dynamite it was--some 20 cases, or a half ton of it.

Anything left over, officials reasoned, would be taken care of by seagulls and other scavengers.

The KATU cameras stopped rolling immediately after the blast, but Linnman recalls making his way out of the area as huge chunks of blubber fell everywhere.

A parked car over a quarter of a mile from the blast site was the target of one last chunk. Fortunately, no one was hurt as badly as the car. However, everyone was covered with small particles of dead whale.


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weather
KEYWORDS: orcagon; whale
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To: chaos_5

"And 'Boom' goes the dynamite."

21 posted on 11/13/2008 11:14:48 PM PST by dfwgator (I hate Illinois Marxists)
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To: nickcarraway

You hate Oregon,don’t you. ;>)


22 posted on 11/14/2008 4:12:57 AM PST by BruceysMom (My heart is healed. Thank you Lord!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

When your favorite tool is HE, pretty soon every problem starts to look like a whale...


23 posted on 11/14/2008 4:18:59 AM PST by patton (Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus; Incitatus is my President.)
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To: D-fendr

Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

24 posted on 11/14/2008 6:23:51 AM PST by laotzu
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To: D-fendr

“As God is my witness, I thought whales could fly!”

A tip of the hat to my all-time favorite sitcom quote. The turkey episode of WKRP has to be the funniest thing I ever saw on TV.


25 posted on 11/14/2008 7:50:34 AM PST by NewMexLurker
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To: laotzu

Ha!

Great line and perfect analogy for this fiasco.


27 posted on 11/14/2008 3:04:58 PM PST by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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To: nickcarraway

Only with a really long fuse!

If their guts smell as bad as their breath I don’t want to be closer than 10 miles!

Totally useless bags of stinking blubber!


28 posted on 11/14/2008 3:14:52 PM PST by dalereed
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To: nickcarraway
Oh! My! ...the sweet, sweet smell of success...

29 posted on 01/04/2014 2:54:16 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi :-)
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To: nickcarraway

What they needed to do was load it on a flatbed and haul it through city streets to a university.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU0F9GYzhO8

Warning: Do not click if you have a weak stomach!


30 posted on 01/04/2014 3:09:26 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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