To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
OMG!
When I was a young and very naive nurse, working in the emergency room of Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, we had a young man come in one night, who's main complaint was that he had "a cucumber in his rectum".
Good grief! I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical dept--and I certainly had no idea of how/why the cucumber got to where it was!
Anyway, the sad part of the story is that this young man did indeed end up in surgery, and had to have a permanent colostomy.
23 posted on
11/13/2008 8:43:59 AM PST by
basil
(Support the 2nd Amendment--buy another gun today)
To: basil
Good grief! I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical deptDid the hospital have a commissary...? ;)
To: basil
"Good grief! I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical dept--" Did you consider the vegetable aisle?
36 posted on
11/13/2008 8:46:16 AM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: basil
I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical deptpsych would be my first choice
47 posted on
11/13/2008 8:47:56 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
(Jimmah Carter cubed. Obama, the only man in America who can make Hillary Clinton look good.)
To: basil
A friend’s mother worked in an ER as a nurse. Over dinner one night she told the story about a man who was brought into the ER bleeding profusely from his rectum. The story involved a horse. The man ended up dying.
63 posted on
11/13/2008 8:51:30 AM PST by
warsaw44
To: basil
My sister has served a few shifts in the ER at her hospital (her normal assignment is OB). The hospital is the closest facility to the "gay" part of town. The cucumber story is a fairly common problem.
105 posted on
11/13/2008 9:04:58 AM PST by
Myrddin
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