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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
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| 11/13/08
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Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: MrB
Fusilli Jerry attacked George’s dad, not George. :-)
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posted on
11/14/2008 10:14:24 AM PST
by
pillut48
(CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT TUBER!!!"
Sure, if you say so!
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posted on
11/14/2008 10:29:10 AM PST
by
pillut48
(CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
To: Slings and Arrows; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; ...
In the best Anglican tradition, we'll have to see the potato before we can pass judgement.Believe me, I hate to be the one to bring Anglican theology into this, but I believe your statement is bass ackwards. I.E., shall we not have to pass the the tuber before we can see the judgement?
Sufficient unto the day, the evil thereof. etc. etc.
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posted on
11/14/2008 3:28:33 PM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(Marxist Muslim Cousin Odinga burned Christians in their churches. Obama bought him the gas.)
To: grey_whiskers
File this one under:
"I swear to God- I have NO IDEA how that got up there!"
It's a miracle he hit that blob of KY Jelly that hung suspended in space on the way down.
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posted on
11/14/2008 11:36:14 PM PST
by
60Gunner
(ALL bleeding stops... eventually.)
To: 60Gunner
Let the pressure build behind it and fuse his belly button. Light a match and you’ve got one hairy-assed spud gun. Tater tots into the next county.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Would you like malt vinegar or horsey sauce with your fishnchips???
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To: Grizzled Bear
No “pun intended”, right? :)
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posted on
11/15/2008 8:54:25 PM PST
by
machogirl
(when the call comes at 3:00 am, Bill Ayers answers the phone)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: FrPR
......puga pyga ejaculate vegrandis potato per catsup.....Semper tuber in occulto lato. et, "Vicarius gemitur, potato nascitur."
And as far as the vicar's rep goes, why I reckon he'll be playing ketchup for quite a spell.
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posted on
11/17/2008 7:02:59 AM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(Looking forward to life under the new emperor, Skippy-o Africanus.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"Wow! That's a new one for the ar$e box!"
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posted on
12/03/2008 5:45:59 AM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(I for one will NOT welcome our new Marxist overlords.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
There was a thread here some time back about a woman caught smuggling items into a Central American prison. If I recall correctly, she had a tennis ball can containing an ounce of weed and a grenade secreted in her ‘lady part’. One commenter questioned how it is her guts don’t fall out.
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posted on
12/27/2016 7:52:58 AM PST
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bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory.)
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