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"Other jokes in the book show that sex, nagging wives and passing wind have formed the basis of humour for centuries.

One example is: "A misogynist is attending to the burial of his wife, who has just died. When someone asks, 'Who is it who rests in peace here?', he answers, 'Me, now that I'm rid of her!'."

1 posted on 11/13/2008 8:25:46 AM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

A good indication that Human Nature is immutable. We are who we are, and political philosophies based on the supposed perfectability of man are not going to be successful.


2 posted on 11/13/2008 8:29:51 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: SunkenCiv

LOLping!


4 posted on 11/13/2008 8:37:48 AM PST by To Hell With Poverty (The War on Poverty is over. Poverty won. - Howie Carr)
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To: JoeProBono

My two favorite Python skits are the parrot and cheese shop.
People are people and some stuff is just plain funny no matter the century.


5 posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:45 AM PST by svcw (Great selection of gift baskets: http://baskettastic.com/)
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To: JoeProBono

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?

Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.

Dole Office Clerk: What?

Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bull$hit* artist!

Comicus: Hmmmmmm...

Dole Office Clerk: Did you bull$hit last week?

Comicus: No.

Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bull$hit last week?

Comicus: Yes!

6 posted on 11/13/2008 8:41:47 AM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: JoeProBono

Also found: ancient goatskin whoopee cushion.


10 posted on 11/13/2008 9:09:37 AM PST by CrazyIvan (If you read only one book this year, read "Stolen Valor".)
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To: JoeProBono
Why? Why not.


12 posted on 11/13/2008 9:26:17 AM PST by Gitche Gumee
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To: JoeProBono

13 posted on 11/13/2008 9:36:34 AM PST by Minnehaha
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To: windcliff; raven92876

ping


15 posted on 11/13/2008 11:32:04 AM PST by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
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To: JoeProBono
One example is: "A misogynist is attending to the burial of his wife, who has just died. When someone asks, 'Who is it who rests in peace here?', he answers, 'Me, now that I'm rid of her!'."

Why would that make him a misogynist?

19 posted on 11/13/2008 3:04:04 PM PST by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: JoeProBono

A good read of Aristophanes will make a lot of that clear... The Frogs comes to mind...as does Lysistrata....


27 posted on 11/13/2008 3:36:02 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Election 2010 begins today!)
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To: JoeProBono
The Earl of Oxford in the court of Queen Elizabeth I accidentally broke wind in “the presence” of the Queen.

He went into self imposed exile from court for seven years.

When he came back to court Queen Elizabeth remarked “No need to have stayed gone so long, we had all quite forgotten about the fart.”

28 posted on 11/13/2008 3:37:03 PM PST by allmendream (Wealth is EARNED not distributed.... so how could it be Redistributed?)
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