Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bull$hit* artist!
Comicus: Hmmmmmm...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bull$hit last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bull$hit last week?
Comicus: Yes!
