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Bachelor tortoise Lonesome George finds his libido at 90
Daily Mail (UK) ^ | November 12, 2008 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 11/13/2008 3:48:59 AM PST by Tax-chick

He is the last of his kind, and despite a sudden interest in the opposite sex at the grand old age of 90, it seems Lonesome George may stay that way.

After stunning conservationists by mating for the first time in decades, the giant tortoise from the Galapagos islands still may not become a father.

George, a conservation marvel and one of the world's rarest creatures, mated this year with two females, but 80 percent of the eggs they laid appear infertile.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: ecuador; reptiles; tortoise

1 posted on 11/13/2008 3:48:59 AM PST by Tax-chick
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To: Tax-chick; brytlea; MaryFromMichigan

Reptile ping.

The longevity of tortoises and turtles always astonishes me.


2 posted on 11/13/2008 3:50:29 AM PST by Tax-chick (Teenage mutant tortilla chips - only at Wal-mart!)
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To: Tax-chick

That leaves 20% fertile...

There’s hope for you yet, George.


3 posted on 11/13/2008 3:51:24 AM PST by berkeleybeej
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To: Tax-chick

Viva Viagra!


4 posted on 11/13/2008 3:54:39 AM PST by wolfcreek (I see miles and miles of Texas....let's keep it that way.)
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To: berkeleybeej
At 90, George is in his sexual prime ...

Like Anthony Quinn :-)

If he continues mating from time to time over several years, the 1-in-5 odds make a hatchling fairly likely.

5 posted on 11/13/2008 3:57:13 AM PST by Tax-chick (Teenage mutant tortilla chips - only at Wal-mart!)
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To: wolfcreek

Just a late bloomer.


6 posted on 11/13/2008 4:01:25 AM PST by Tax-chick (Teenage mutant tortilla chips - only at Wal-mart!)
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To: Tax-chick

Isn’t it rather early in the morning to be putting your mind to such subjects???????

LOL!


7 posted on 11/13/2008 4:22:41 AM PST by Gabz
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To: Gabz

We get up early here, and reptile breeding is always a key topic!


8 posted on 11/13/2008 4:27:28 AM PST by Tax-chick (Teenage mutant tortilla chips - only at Wal-mart!)
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To: Tax-chick

Nope — not gonna go there!


9 posted on 11/13/2008 4:33:16 AM PST by Gabz
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To: Gabz

That’s probably a good decision.


10 posted on 11/13/2008 4:35:35 AM PST by Tax-chick (Teenage mutant tortilla chips - only at Wal-mart!)
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To: Tax-chick

I have been known, of occassion, to make those :)


11 posted on 11/13/2008 4:38:34 AM PST by Gabz
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To: Tax-chick

Morning, Tax-Chick!

Thought this might make you chuckle:

Four tortoises were playing in the backyard when they decided they needed hibiscus flower snacks. They pooled their money and sent the smallest tortoise out to fetch the snacks. Two days passed and there was no sign of the tortoise.

“You know, Shelly is getting really slow”, said one of the tortoises.

A little voice from just out side the fence said, “If you are going to talk about me I won’t go.”


12 posted on 11/13/2008 4:38:57 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: MaryFromMichigan

LOL! That reminds me of the “Frog and Toad” story in which Frog writes a letter to Toad and gives it to a snail to deliver!


13 posted on 11/13/2008 4:46:07 AM PST by Tax-chick (Teenage mutant tortilla chips - only at Wal-mart!)
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To: Tax-chick

Lonesome George?

“I walk 47 miles of barb-wire
“Wear a cobra snake for a necktie
“Got a brand new house on the roadside
“And it’s made outta rattlesnake hide
“Got a brand new chimney with a roof on top
“That’s made outta human skulls
“Now come on, take a lil’ walk with me, honey
“And tell me, who do ya love...?”


14 posted on 11/13/2008 4:51:08 AM PST by RichInOC (Obama/Biden '08: "We Are Not Ruled By Murderers, But Only--By Their Friends."--Rudyard Kipling)
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To: RichInOC

George Thoroughgood, right? I know my daughter has that on a CD.


15 posted on 11/13/2008 4:54:09 AM PST by Tax-chick (Teenage mutant tortilla chips - only at Wal-mart!)
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To: Tax-chick
Oh gross! I clicked on your link. I don't want to see what George looks like, where's the photos of the female tortoises?

Owl_Eagle

“When the stock market crashed,
Franklin Roosevelt got on the television
and didn’t just talk about
the princes of greed, he said,
‘Look, here’s what happened.’"
-Slow Joe Biden

16 posted on 11/13/2008 5:36:07 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: RichInOC
He's got the good time music with the Bo Diddly beat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1D-_XnUx6c&feature=related

17 posted on 11/13/2008 5:49:25 AM PST by allmendream (Wealth is EARNED not distributed.... so how could it be Redistributed?)
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To: Owl_Eagle

Sorry about that - I should have posted a warning: !!!Elderly male tortoise picture!!!


18 posted on 11/13/2008 6:32:25 AM PST by Tax-chick (Teenage mutant tortilla chips - only at Wal-mart!)
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