Reptile ping.
The longevity of tortoises and turtles always astonishes me.
Viva Viagra!
Morning, Tax-Chick!
Thought this might make you chuckle:
Four tortoises were playing in the backyard when they decided they needed hibiscus flower snacks. They pooled their money and sent the smallest tortoise out to fetch the snacks. Two days passed and there was no sign of the tortoise.
“You know, Shelly is getting really slow”, said one of the tortoises.
A little voice from just out side the fence said, “If you are going to talk about me I won’t go.”