Posted on 11/12/2008 11:05:29 AM PST by jadedtom
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FAMOUS QUOTES
"Yikes! I have to get out of this car!" -- Archduke Franz Ferdinand
"Yikes! I have to get out of this car!" -- James Dean
"Yikes! I have to get out of this car!" -- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
"Yikes! I have to get out of this car!" -- Senator Ted Kennedy
"Yikes! I have to get out of this car!" -- Isadora Duncan
"Yikes! I have to get out of this car!" - Dale Earnhardt
"Yikes! I have to get out of this car!" -- Princess Diana
"Yikes! I have to get out of this car!" -- Benazir Bhutto
"Yikes! I have to get out of this car, it's contributing to global warming!" -- Al Gore
“Yikes! I have to get out of this car, it’s American made” — Barack Obama
“Yikes! I have to get out of this car — Barack Obama to
Larry Sinclair.
They left out Mary Jo Kopechne.
"Yikes! I have to get out of this car!" - Jayne Mansfield
Of course you know, Jayne was not decapitated....it was her wig or her dog....
And I thought I covered poor Mary Jo Kopechne with my Ted Kennedy comment. I don’t know if poor Mary Jo got a chance to say anything.
Damn, I wrote this crap, ‘they’ didn’t forget things....I’m trying to find humor and I am depressed and you are so goddamn analyzing it all.
What about Ernie Kovaks? I miss him terribly. Or Billy Martin, or Morgan Freeman (he’s still alive, from what I hear).
Dame I was just making a joke......sheeeeeeeeeesh.....
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Thanks, I needed a laugh, too. Twisted, but funny.
TV Listing: MTV - Special - Pimp My Ride: DC Limos.
I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this"! He said "Nelson"!
The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie" He continued. And "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "ASSHOLES! "
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, backed up by B Hussein Obama on guitar, Reverend Wright on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze....
Damn, I LOVE this car!
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