Watch those poles closely ...
Posted on 11/02/2008 5:39:18 AM PST by BestChants2Win
What’s with all these polls? They vary so much that either
they’re crazy or we are. When did this pretentious pseudo-science
become a national obsession and daily news? You’d think we lived
in Poll-land instead of America. Well, maybe a sense of humor can
knock some sense into an American electorate that takes these polls
way too seriously. So, without further ado, here’s an “unbiased sample”
(snicker) of Poll-ish jokes. Enjoy.
How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They didn’t notice it was dark.
What’s the difference between pollsters and meteorologists?
Meteorologists are sometimes right.
What’s a pollster’s favorite candy?
Fudge
What do pollsters eat the morning after Election Day?
Crow
How did the pollster know that a cat was nearby?
His seeing-eye dog barked
Why are most pollsters like Obama’s goldfish?
Both are in the tank for him
According to most pollsters, how many Blue States are there?
57
How many Red States do they say there are?
-3
How do pollsters describe the Democratic National Convention?
A good unbiased sample of Independents
How does a pollster describe a life-long Republican
who’s been committed to McCain since he won the nomination,
has donated the maximum amount, and has had McCain/Palin signs
in his front yard since September?
Undecided
Why did the pollster keep failing the drug test?
None of his samples were good
What else did the pollster fail?
Statistics 101
What’s the difference between Dracula and a pollster?
One is a Count and the other can’t count
What’s the difference between an Egyptian crocodile and a pollster?
One is in the Nile and the other is in denial
How do pollsters describe a cemetery?
A pool of likely voters
Why are the pollsters' polls so unreliable?
Instead of phone data, they base them on phoney data
Why did the pollster stop polling?
Someone broke his abacus
What do you call 100 unemployed pollsters?
A good start!
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yes they Vary but one thing they all have in common is john Mccain is losing in all of them
Watch those poles closely ...
America is about to show how obsolete polls are.
Do you ever post replies?
Just wondering.
Here’s one...
That works.
*chuckle*
Thanks. Hopefully no one takes any offense (except maybe the pollsters who offend us first...)
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This whole election is a joke — it is already setting a record for Democrat vote fraud.
How to you get a one-armed pollster out of a tree?
Wave to him!
hahaha! Thanks, BestChants2Win.
Excerpt:
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What’s a pollster’s favorite candy?
Fudge
What do pollsters eat the morning after Election Day?
Crow
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Hey, folks! Check this out for a little pre-election
POLL humor! :)
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