What I'm Voting Democrat

wac3rd ^ | 11-1-08 | wac3rd

[wac3rd]

Why I'm voting Democrat:

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America .

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America .

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq , I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they will think we are a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill mill ions of babies as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies 5% profit on a gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should rewrite the Con stitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes you wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?

[backhoe]

I've personally given up on issue arguments though. Went to a function tonight full of Obama voters and I've got a new simple closing argument. When someone says they're voting for Obama I say Oh!, you're voting for the Obama brand. I then explain that Obama is just a huge marketing campaign with catchphrases, celebrity endorsements and even an infomercial. If they disagree I just ask them what he's ever done or anything about his history. If they can't answer that they must be voting based on an impression they got from the marketing of Obama. Most of the younger Obama supporters think they are non-conformists and independent thinkers. When you tell them they are just following the crowd they might think twice. I'm voting for McCain the man not Obama the brand.

You're right, naturally- Obama Is A Construct...

They are trying to sell the sizzle instead of the steak.

[org.whodat]

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America

Thought this was the position of both parties.

[MrLee]

I know too many people who think exactly that way!!!! No wonder this country’s going downhill fast! Talk to any high school kids lately?

[GiovannaNicoletta]

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[johnny7]

[sasafras]

Excellent post

[SeaWolf]

I did, that's why the malaria comment, I do appreciate the sarcasm ;-)