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Michigan Man Gets `Friendly` With Vacuum Cleaner
javno ^
| 10/25/2008
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Posted on 10/31/2008 8:22:35 AM PDT by redrunner
A man has been jailed after being caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner at a car wash.
Jason Savage, 29, was taken into police custody for indecent exposure when an officer spied him misusing the cleaning device at the Fill-N-Wash services.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger said: "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard."
Savage was on parole for home invasion, pot possession, and 'flee and elude' when the incident took place in Michigan, US.
TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: criminals
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To: Daffynition
Yeah! What a ride!!
I converted my old Electrolux into a Death Ray!
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posted on
10/31/2008 2:06:07 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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To: redrunner
Yep, this country in center-right alright.
People need to wake up: This country is filled with idjits and ne’er-do-wells.
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posted on
10/31/2008 2:27:53 PM PDT
by
Harrius Magnus
(LIBERALS: We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.)
To: Lady Jag
LOL That’s one of my favorite GIFs!!!!
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posted on
10/31/2008 2:39:52 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("A gov't big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.)
To: redrunner
I guess the Fill n Wash needs to take the “Vacu-Suck” sign down over the vacuum's.
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posted on
10/31/2008 2:44:06 PM PDT
by
yazoo
To: redrunner
Used to run with an Emergency Room Doc who gave me some excellent advice: “Don’t ever stick your [person] into anything rated in horsepower.” There was some talk about vascular injury before I changed the subject...
To: grellis; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
Gearing up for 2012:
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Jason Savage
Democrat for President |
Thanks grellis.
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posted on
10/31/2008 3:02:17 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: Lady Jag
To: JoeProBono
Guess why the lady was reading by the window --
Your window-to-window salesman found out .....
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posted on
10/31/2008 6:30:27 PM PDT
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Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
They claim a Hoovermax 3000 will suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
To: Slings and Arrows
Ah, yes.
Yet ANOTHER “shiite” for brains. :)
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posted on
10/31/2008 11:17:12 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
To: redrunner
Pure Michigan
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07/25/2015 2:24:29 PM PDT
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Eddie01
(Liberal's lie about everything all the time)
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