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Michigan Man Gets `Friendly` With Vacuum Cleaner
javno ^ | 10/25/2008 | staff

Posted on 10/31/2008 8:22:35 AM PDT by redrunner

A man has been jailed after being caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner at a car wash.

Jason Savage, 29, was taken into police custody for indecent exposure when an officer spied him misusing the cleaning device at the Fill-N-Wash services.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger said: "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard."

Savage was on parole for home invasion, pot possession, and 'flee and elude' when the incident took place in Michigan, US.


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To: Daffynition
Yeah! What a ride!!

I converted my old Electrolux into a Death Ray!


61 posted on 10/31/2008 2:06:07 PM PDT by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: redrunner

Yep, this country in center-right alright.

People need to wake up: This country is filled with idjits and ne’er-do-wells.


62 posted on 10/31/2008 2:27:53 PM PDT by Harrius Magnus (LIBERALS: We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL That’s one of my favorite GIFs!!!!


63 posted on 10/31/2008 2:39:52 PM PDT by Daffynition ("A gov't big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.)
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To: redrunner
I guess the Fill n Wash needs to take the “Vacu-Suck” sign down over the vacuum's.
64 posted on 10/31/2008 2:44:06 PM PDT by yazoo
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To: redrunner

Used to run with an Emergency Room Doc who gave me some excellent advice: “Don’t ever stick your [person] into anything rated in horsepower.” There was some talk about vascular injury before I changed the subject...


65 posted on 10/31/2008 2:47:45 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: grellis; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
Gearing up for 2012:
Jason Savage for President 2012
Jason Savage
Democrat for President
Thanks grellis.
66 posted on 10/31/2008 3:02:17 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile finally updated Saturday, October 11, 2008 !!!)
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To: Lady Jag

67 posted on 10/31/2008 3:26:39 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Guess why the lady was reading by the window --

Your window-to-window salesman found out .....




68 posted on 10/31/2008 6:30:27 PM PDT by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag
They claim a Hoovermax 3000 will suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.


69 posted on 10/31/2008 7:19:03 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ah, yes.

Yet ANOTHER “shiite” for brains. :)


70 posted on 10/31/2008 11:17:12 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
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To: redrunner
Pure Michigan
71 posted on 07/25/2015 2:24:29 PM PDT by Eddie01 (Liberal's lie about everything all the time)
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