Posted on 10/31/2008 8:00:09 AM PDT by yankeedame
1.
Golden Retriever
"The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?"
2.
Border Collie:
"Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code."
3.
Dachmund:
"You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"
4.
Rottwiler:
"Make me."
5.
Boxer:
"Who cares? I can still play with
my squeaky toys in the dark."
6.
Lab:
"Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? "
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"
7.
German Sheperd
"I'll change it as soon
as I've led these people from the dark,
check to make sure I haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol
to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation."
8.
Jack Russell Terrier:
"I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture. "
9.
Old English Sheepdog
"Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
see a light bulb!"
10.
Cocker Spaniel:
"Why change it? I can still pee
on the carpet in the dark. "
11.
Chihuahua:
" Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12.
Greyhound:
"It isn't moving. Who cares?"
13.
Australian Shepherd:
"First, I'll put all the light bulbs in
a little circle... "
14.
Poodle:
"I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry."
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
Thanks, we need more stuff like this these days.
Ping.
haha! this describes our late Border Collie, Spencer... we just lost him last month to cancer... we had him for 13 years... he was the best... so smart... so intense... expressed so much with his eyes... we miss him so much!
Awwww. Cuteness overload!! Thank you, Rushmore Rocks.
Wuff-wuff. That’s Dog language for Ping.
Sorry for your loss. It always leaves a hole in your heart.
After 5 years without a Border Collie in the house, I’ve bought a puppy. He was born last week and I should get him at the end of December...after all, there are a lot of house repairs needing attention!
Whippet
“I am already faster than the speed of light. Now get off my spot on the couch.”
Coonhound: (Howling) “I chased that light bulb up there. It’s trapped. I’m just waiting for my master to come finish the job.” (More howling)
"When you're done changing that bulb can we go outside and play?"
As a proud owner of 3 Boxers #5 is absolutely true.
Just one. But, you have to slice him really thin.
oh, good for you... we do have another BC named Penni... she is ten years... imagine having two border collies! the dynamics were strange... while they were always together, they both acted as if they had no use for the other... i can say this: as they age, they seem to grow even more in intelligence... their level of communication astounds me... have fun with your puppy!
Thanks RR those are so cute. :)
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