****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lucky9teen]

Well...it's Halloween and if this holiday isn't scary enough, we're 5 days away from finding out who is gonna be President....

I found this on photobucket...I wonder how many feel this way?




Q: How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it has to be a change the light bulb can believe in.

Barack Obama's bumpersticker: Honk If You Think I Am Jesus
John McCain's bumpersticker: Honk If You Want Amnesty for Jesús


Obama's simple but effective call to us all 'Yes, We Can'
has been adopted and adapted by numerous other groups.

A sampling:
Future Farmers of America: Yes, Pecan.
French dancers: Oui, Can Can.
Bay Area enthusiasts: Yes, San Fran.
The hearing impaired: Yes, AmSLan.
The Audubon Society: Yes, Toucan.
Web geeks: Yes, ICANN.
Wall Street: Yes, Ichan. (this one works on two levels)

Obama and Biden were in a plane going to do a campaign together...the plane crashes over the ocean, and they're both drowning...

Who gets saved?

AMERICA.

Top 10 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans:
1) Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can take from someone else to give you!
2) Because Amerikkka is racist and you damn well know it!
3) Don’t let those Crackers keep the black man down!
4) Hey, at least he’s not Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson!
5) If you don’t vote for him you must be a racist!
6) Because you really don’t want a woman in the White House do you?
7) Because we don’t have enough socialism yet!
8) Because 20 years in the pews of a church absorbing radical, hate speech means nothing you bigot!
9) He’ll release the cure for AIDS within his first 100 hours!
10) Because Rev. Wright likes him!

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

[llevrok]

It was much better the first time.

Sorry. My computer has a stuttering problem.... ;-)

[weegee]

That’s great, got anymore?

[scott7278]

Cherish your freedom
I’m pretty sure he will lose
How’d he get so close?

[RedRover]

The idea just occured to me, so I’ll have to work some more up!

[dragonblustar]

She’s Daffy alright.... : )

[Darnright]

BOO!

[dragonblustar]

Obama has that quick peek in the men's room look.

[weegee]

Even if McCain wins
It’ll be the same MSM
that sold Socialism.

[weegee]

Wanna hear something REALLY scary? This election is still not over yet!

Happy Halloween.

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

MAY HALLOWEEN '08 BE THE ONLY SCARY DAY OF THE YEAR

[Cyber Ninja]

Google “HELPDESK.WAV”....bad language warning...

[weegee]

Obama - Biden = NABOB MEDIA!

[constant]

HEAVIEST ELEMENT DISCOVERED

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Gobernmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy newrons and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of leption-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with thich it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that normally takes less than a second or take as long as 4 yers to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes Administratium, which has half as many peons but twice the number of morons.

[RedRover]

Another scary movie for the squeamish...

[Grizzled Bear]

The way I heard it, the young man’s name was “Chuck.”