****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lucky9teen]

Well...it's Halloween and if this holiday isn't scary enough, we're 5 days away from finding out who is gonna be President....

I found this on photobucket...I wonder how many feel this way?




Q: How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it has to be a change the light bulb can believe in.

Barack Obama's bumpersticker: Honk If You Think I Am Jesus
John McCain's bumpersticker: Honk If You Want Amnesty for Jesús


Obama's simple but effective call to us all 'Yes, We Can'
has been adopted and adapted by numerous other groups.

A sampling:
Future Farmers of America: Yes, Pecan.
French dancers: Oui, Can Can.
Bay Area enthusiasts: Yes, San Fran.
The hearing impaired: Yes, AmSLan.
The Audubon Society: Yes, Toucan.
Web geeks: Yes, ICANN.
Wall Street: Yes, Ichan. (this one works on two levels)

Obama and Biden were in a plane going to do a campaign together...the plane crashes over the ocean, and they're both drowning...

Who gets saved?

AMERICA.

Top 10 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans:
1) Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can take from someone else to give you!
2) Because Amerikkka is racist and you damn well know it!
3) Don’t let those Crackers keep the black man down!
4) Hey, at least he’s not Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson!
5) If you don’t vote for him you must be a racist!
6) Because you really don’t want a woman in the White House do you?
7) Because we don’t have enough socialism yet!
8) Because 20 years in the pews of a church absorbing radical, hate speech means nothing you bigot!
9) He’ll release the cure for AIDS within his first 100 hours!
10) Because Rev. Wright likes him!

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

[RedRover]

HAPPY
HALLOWEEN!

[Dallas59]

[Girlene]

Night of the Living Dem's - Priceless, Red.

Another MUST NOT SEE movie.

[Dick Bachert]

It's so bad, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. So I'll do both...

I have a feeling there will be lots of folks we know in this shot come 1/20/09.

Heck, WE’LL probably be some of them!

Dibs on the bottom bunk (for at least the first -- and probably the ONLY --night I'll spend there)!!

I’ve got their STIMULUS PACKAGE right here!

“Little Sparky” Politician Prod

INSTRUCTIONS Apply to bare skin, pull trigger and continue pulling it until THEY HAVE FLED THE COUNTRY!!

[B-Chan]

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[Rummyfan]

Slow this morning but.... TOP FIFTY!!!!

[RedRover]

Harharhar!

[BenLurkin]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

The little boy gave his confession: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with? "

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? "

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?

" "I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."

[Rummyfan]

Slow this morning but.... TOP FIFTY!!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP....

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket..

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops

[Hyzenthlay]

Something for all you science people, and all the cat people: Better Zombies Through Physics

[Rightly Biased]

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, So I guess I am a cowboy.’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a lesbian...

[Izzy Dunne]

In before five

Out by nine.