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Suicidal Squirrel Slows Early Voting (Florida; voters use flashlights)
Local 6 (Florida) ^ | October 31, 2008

Posted on 10/31/2008 5:08:45 AM PDT by Stoat

Suicidal Squirrel Slows Early Voting

Animal Jumps On Power Line, Falls To Ground

 

POSTED: 9:09 pm EDT October 30, 2008

 

A suicidal squirrel caused delays for early voters when it knocked out power for about 800 customers, including the Indian River County Library and Courthouse.

  Elections officials say early voting was slowed - but not stopped - at the library on Thursday. Voters were still able to cast their ballots by flashlight.

  Officials say a squirrel leaped from a tree onto a power line, causing a fire that tripped an electrical switch, knocking out a power line feeding a section of Vero Beach.

  The dead squirrel was found lying on the ground.

  Early voting continued as usual after power was restored. It was out for about an hour and a half.



TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: florida; squirrel; voting
Al Queda?
1 posted on 10/31/2008 5:08:45 AM PDT by Stoat
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To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; SquirrelKing

 

"Terrorists' accomplice attempts resuscitation after failed bid to derail election"

2 posted on 10/31/2008 5:09:34 AM PDT by Stoat (Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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To: Stoat

great!


3 posted on 10/31/2008 5:13:24 AM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Conservatives are in an ideological, cultural/ class war with the Great Victim Entitlement Society)
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To: Stoat
Al Queda squirrel? No, likely an Acorn worker.


4 posted on 10/31/2008 5:14:14 AM PDT by Daffynition ("A gov't big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.)
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To: Daffynition

Moose and Squirrel! We must stop Moose and Squirrel!


5 posted on 10/31/2008 5:22:08 AM PDT by cetarist
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To: Stoat

I wanna know if ACORN was involved in this.

ACORN/Squirrel.... Get it?


6 posted on 10/31/2008 5:30:31 AM PDT by gridlock (18 Million Democrats voted for Hillary in the primaries. Are they all racists?)
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To: gridlock

I wanna know if ACORN was involved in this.

ACORN/Squirrel.... Get it?

“Nuts!” General Mcauliffe


7 posted on 10/31/2008 5:45:15 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (If you read only one book this year, read "Stolen Valor".)
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To: cetarist
Electrifying!


8 posted on 10/31/2008 6:29:06 AM PDT by Daffynition ("A gov't big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.)
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To: Stoat; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Don't worry; America is on guard.

Squirrel with MG



9 posted on 10/31/2008 7:03:27 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (A day without a crevo thread is like a day without electrogenital torture.)
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To: gridlock

Oh SNAP!


10 posted on 10/31/2008 7:08:00 AM PDT by Danae (Obama = Trickle up Poverty. Don't like it, get ready to be"reeducated" into it if he is elected.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“It’s the cans. He doesn’t like the cans!”


11 posted on 10/31/2008 7:11:13 AM PDT by autumnraine (Churchill: " we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall never surrender")
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To: Stoat

In After The Zot.


12 posted on 10/31/2008 7:13:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: gridlock
ACORN/Squirrel.... Get it?

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13 posted on 10/31/2008 7:15:22 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Stoat
It must be one of those squirrels that the Iranians thought were spying on them. He got found out and didn't have any cyanide on him.
14 posted on 10/31/2008 8:42:16 AM PDT by Allegra (NO giving up, NO quitting, NO doom and gloom, NO drama queens...VOTE.)
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To: Stoat

Bullwinkle: “Hey Rocky, watch me pull an election out of my hat?”


15 posted on 10/31/2008 8:45:33 AM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: Stoat

16 posted on 10/31/2008 8:48:26 AM PDT by dfwgator (I hate Illinois Marxists)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Have a Happy...


17 posted on 10/31/2008 12:16:12 PM PDT by Daffynition ("A gov't big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.)
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To: Daffynition
Thanks! Ewe too...


18 posted on 10/31/2008 12:20:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (A day without a crevo thread is like a day without electrogenital torture.)
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