welcome back to the realm!
Posted on 10/29/2008 1:40:24 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Hi folks. Yes, this is Lazamataz. This my first and only message on Free Republic in about 2 years, or more. Free Republic was shut down on March 15, 2010, as part of the the Internet Freedom Act of 2009. Jim Robinson was declared a Information Criminal and executed months later. His son still languishes in prison.
It is December 26, 2012. I have found a way to send this message to Free Republic, from the future, to this time. I need to tell you all what happened. It's too late for me, but maybe you can prevent it.
Barack Obama was elected President in a landslide, and Democrats were swept into both Houses to form a fillibuster-proof supermajority. They immediately began disassembling America.
Bush had given them all the tools they needed: The Patriot Act, and the example of nationalizing major industries had been set by his administration.
Obama made sure the economy remained rocky, so that his vision could be realized. He replaced any possible hostile officials in almost every agency. Soon thereafter, he began nationalizing industry after industry, company after company. The Fairness Doctrine was passed within days of his inaugeration, and his handpicked cronies in the FCC made sure that there were no voices of opposition to this naked socialism.
By late 2009, the Congress and Senate passed a massive gun control bill, and -- contrary to the Supreme Court Heller decision -- Obama signed it into law.
The Citizen Enforcement Divisions were set up quickly, which were a citizen police force with military hardware in their hands. They were to round up any 'violating firearms', and people who broke the "Fairness Doctrine" even in their day-to-day speech.
We found ourself very quickly plunged into a dictatorship. Personally, I fled to Texas, where I met up with Squantos and Travis McGee. We formed the core of a leaderless, cell-based resistance movement. Travis and Squantos gave me quick instructions on how to get things done, I helped them learn some really neat computer tricks, and we all went our seperate ways. I began forming resistance cells.
People began to be funneled into reeducation camps -- but of course, they never emerged again. Something very sinister had begun to happen.
The election was held on November 4, 2012. Sarah Palin won, but she was killed in a very mysterious plane crash days later. Obama said he'd need to extend his Presidency for a year or two so a new election could be held, supervised entirely -- of course -- by ACORN.
It's obvious our country is no more. I have left out so many details. I just wanted you to know what is going to happen.
This will be my last communication. Good luck to you all.
Lazamataz, from 12/26/2012.
Do you believe in fate?
Well, do ya, Punk?
.....then fast forward me to Wilsons time so I can get a sufferaget to assasinate him before the League of Nations bologney,
.......then I need to make a trip to Hoovers time so I can warn him to give the WWI vets their money early so we avoid the New Deal of Franklin D. Roosevelts time.......
then send me to Hawaii, in early 1961 so I can help Barry's mom get the abortion she needs to have.......
What do you think, can you help me out Laz?
I'd love to ask my future self that question! The only thing I can think of is maybe Chinese troops are employed.......? I dunno.
I guess I'll find out soon enough, someday!
welcome back to the realm!
I don’t see one thing funny about saying Sarah Palin was killed. This is disgusting.
“Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The gunpowder, treason and plot,
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.”
Sign me up for a Guy Fawkes mask if Nobama gets elected....
Hey Laz!!
Missed you. Chilling post. Could see it happening if the crashed the economy first.
You posted the waking nightmare I have had for the last month. John McCain HAS to win this election; yet how can we get back to any semblance of a real country again, with a huge plurality of people who are traitors, and with enemies at the gates streaming over the border?
I believe these are the last days; once our hand of protection is removed from Israel, only Christ can save her. God help us all!
Please travel back to the 60s and prevent zero’s mother from meeting zero’s father. I know you can do it.
Liberals, even (particularly) the most anti-gun liberals, understand the wisdom of Mao-Tse-tung. "Political power grows from the barrel of a gun, and that gun must be firmly in the hand of the state."
I'm sure there will be no shortage of UN troops from other nations who would gladly come to the US to piss all over it's citizens.
An imaginative post, but one small problem:
November 4, 2012, is a Friday.
Plus, if we can just take two of them out before they get us, we win by attrition. Hell, we don't even need to do that. Most of the belly-gazing, mouth-breathing morons of the Citizen Enforcement Divisions will run crying to mommy when the first of them bleeds out and doesn't re-spawn at the prior checkpoint.
Did you get banned?
Just kidding. Interesting post.
I don't think Laz's posting was supposed to be funny.
Yes, I noticed that as well. I cannot imagine why an election would be held on a Friday, unless Obama changed the date to make it easier for his minions to vote....?
Have you met John Titor yet ?
How about giving us the Super Bowl winners for 2009,10,11, and 12, so we can all become targets of Obama’s tax the rich scheme?
The democrat running for my county’s sheriff’s seat is a democrat promising to bring “change”. Never mind the fact that his son is sitting in the county jail awaiting trial for murder.
http://www.mlive.com/citpat/news/index.ssf/2008/10/anderson_heyns_running_for_she.html
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