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To: Mr. Brightside
No wonder most politicians live so long....
2 posted on
10/28/2008 5:31:54 AM PDT by
Dallas59
(Redistribute Obamas Wealth)
To: Mr. Brightside
ONIONS ARE BACK ON THE MENU!!!!!!
WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!
3 posted on
10/28/2008 5:32:06 AM PDT by
Pistolshot
(Palin has run a state, city, and a business. NObama has only run his mouth.)
To: Slings and Arrows
4 posted on
10/28/2008 5:36:07 AM PDT by
grjr21
To: Mr. Brightside
My co-workers will declare I should be in good health then.
5 posted on
10/28/2008 5:40:16 AM PDT by
herewego
(Got .45?)
To: Mr. Brightside
I need to print a copy for my GF and kids.
6 posted on
10/28/2008 5:41:04 AM PDT by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: EGPWS
Your 4-legged babester should be well protected against high blood pressure ;~)
7 posted on
10/28/2008 5:42:16 AM PDT by
trussell
(I carry because...When seconds count between life and death, the police are only minutes away)
To: Mr. Brightside
I don’t care if it will make me live forever, I’m not swallowing a pill that smells like a fart.
8 posted on
10/28/2008 5:45:28 AM PDT by
bitterohiogunclinger
(Never argue with an idiot, they always wear you down and beat you with experience)
To: Mr. Brightside
Farts stink so deaf people can enjoy them too. :-)
To: Mr. Brightside
I’d recommend a colon cleanse. Something’s just not right down there.
13 posted on
10/28/2008 5:53:11 AM PDT by
sarasota
To: Mr. Brightside
What they are not telling you is that there is the opposite effect also.
Farts can lower and increase blood pressure. If a fart occurs and you did it, pressure down. If it's the Neanderthal across from you on the Metro train, pressure up.
15 posted on
10/28/2008 5:56:08 AM PDT by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(Democrats don't have opposable thumbs and are scared of vacuum cleaners, like my dog.)
To: Mr. Brightside
16 posted on
10/28/2008 5:56:53 AM PDT by
Snurple
(VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
To: Mr. Brightside
This is classic ! Well, let it rip away, for good health of course !
To: Mr. Brightside
Does this mean Beano should be banned?
18 posted on
10/28/2008 5:58:25 AM PDT by
mewzilla
(In politics the middle way is none at all. John Adams)
To: Mr. Brightside
Since mine don't stink, does that mean I have low blood pressure? ;^)
20 posted on
10/28/2008 5:58:36 AM PDT by
brityank
(The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
To: Mr. Brightside
The stink in farts reminds me of the entire Democrat party.
21 posted on
10/28/2008 5:59:38 AM PDT by
exit82
(The only person that could get me to vote for John McCain is Sarah Palin -God bless her)
To: Mr. Brightside
So they are going to medically reproduce farts in people. Glad they warned us first. Just stay away from people with high blood pressure.
22 posted on
10/28/2008 6:04:43 AM PDT by
beckysueb
(Drill here! Drill now!)
To: Mr. Brightside
Al Bore and the Cult of Global Warming won’t be happy to hear this! Hehe!
To: Mr. Brightside
Thou smelt it, thou dealt it...
32 posted on
10/28/2008 7:02:23 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
To: Mr. Brightside
Maybe our “civilized” conduct is what is killing us. Common sense would dictate that to hold it in can’t be good for you. Little kids at school used to rip these things off in classroom and everyone would get a huge bellylaugh. I can’t remember anyone of them ever being diagnosed as having high blood pressure.
33 posted on
10/28/2008 7:26:35 AM PDT by
RichardW
To: Mr. Brightside
This explains why garlic is good for your heart.
34 posted on
10/28/2008 7:27:54 AM PDT by
B Knotts
(Calvin Coolidge Republican)
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