Posted on 10/25/2008 5:52:09 PM PDT by Oyarsa
Amy Borkowsky needs to find a good man, and she wants your help. She’s not asking for much, at least not by the standards of the mortgage industry. Just enough money to buy a personal ad — during the Super Bowl.
OK, it’s a bit pricey: $3 million. But, Borkowsky points out, where else can she get the attention of 60 million American males, several of whom may be interested in meeting a 5-foot-6, 110-pound comedian and best-selling author (“Amy's Answering Machine: Messages from Mom,” “Statements: True Tales of Life, Love, and Credit Card Bills”) who is a member of MENSA and once won an artificial fireplace with a suggested retail price of $552 on “The Price is Right?”
Accepting donations Borkowsky’s problem is that, even after checking under the couch cushions and returning a lip gloss, she can’t scrape together the $3 million.
(Excerpt) Read more at today.msnbc.msn.com ...
And how much of this is just a publicity campaign for her careers as a writer, humorist, and comediane?
How come such a classy broad can’t get a husband? /SARC
Maybe Barama would be willing to knock the bottom out?
I dunno. Thin goes a long way.
Inquiring minds asks too many questions... and may not like the answers...
...or it could merely have been an indicator that particular toilet hadn’t had the seat set down since it was cleaned, suggesting it hadn’t been used since the last cleaning.
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