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Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly
LiveJournal ^ | 10/17/08 | somehedgehog

Posted on 10/23/2008 7:40:41 AM PDT by steve-b

GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do?
OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.
MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin.
OBAMA: Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you...
MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party.
OBAMA: Well, maybe some people got tired of the grim and squinty "Matterhorn, son of Marathon" shtick you keep doing. Dude, could you be any less original?
MCCAIN: Oh my god, I did not leave my left nut in a tiger cage in the Tomb of Horrors to spend my Friday nights mopping up after the new kid.
OBAMA: "My friends, I am a totally unoriginal grizzled character class stereotype. I should lead the party because I have more testicular damage than that one."
MCCAIN: Yeah, well, you pal around with dark elves....

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TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor
KEYWORDS: dandd; dungeonsanddragons; politics
(Note: Full text contains a few profanities.)
1 posted on 10/23/2008 7:40:41 AM PDT by steve-b
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To: steve-b

So this is what children of today find funny? Wow...


2 posted on 10/23/2008 8:01:45 AM PDT by Flycatcher (Strong copy for a strong America)
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To: steve-b
Bunny/Pancake....

Cheers,

knewshound

http://www.knewshound.blogspot.com/
3 posted on 10/23/2008 8:03:56 AM PDT by knews_hound (Why am I here? And why do I have this handbasket?)
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To: Flycatcher

No, it’s just a parody of both current politics and role-playing gaming. . .


4 posted on 10/23/2008 8:48:06 AM PDT by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
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To: Salgak

I know. Perhaps I should have phrased it this way: Is this sort of vulgar parody what the children of today find funny?


5 posted on 10/23/2008 9:07:13 AM PDT by Flycatcher (Strong copy for a strong America)
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